the late cecil corn

expedition philologist

[grumpling]

i love this episode and this scene in particular

[fandomsandfeminism]

Xena is a great show, as someone who is more knowledgeable than average about classic Greco-Roman history. Not because Xena is historically accurate, but because it doesn't give a shit about historical accuracy.

One episode, Xena is hanging out with her...ex? Hercules. And the next Gabrielle is going to Bard school with *Homer*. And then Xena is talking about cesarean sections (for a half centaur-half amazon baby) and medical ethics with Hippocratus AND Galen. And then she's encouraging Brutus to murder Caesar. Next week, she's gotta beat up Ares and return the Arc of the Covenant to its rightful people.

When is this show set? The time of legends, shut up.

[syn4k]

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[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[caparrucia]

God FORBID women do anything!

[barkilphedros-hat]

This is why nobody invites Kai to tea parties

[coolancientstuff]

Silver statuette of the river god Achelous

Greek, ca. 400 BC

Shlomo Moussaieff Collection

[grumpling]

Make way for Banjo!

[charlesoberonn]

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[babischlong-six]

Babylon 5 text posts part 11

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10]

[grumpling]

[grumpling]

watching robocop 2 again

[grumpling]

there's one born every minute / don't you know

[grumpling]

if this apartment's a-rockin, i'm doin' coke to dokken

[milksockets]

'astrolabe chandelier' in contemporain + intemporel - régis mathieu (2021)

[nmpositive]

[grumpling]

legalize him

[grumpling]

smoking might be cool and sexy and fun and makes you look attractive and like you're having a good time

but it's also important to remember that it's harmless and you might as well do it forever if you want to be desirable and exciting

[mikael-darkan]