Here Lies A Dead Fandom Blog

Started this as a johnlock sideblog in the beginning of 2016, which means I can now do whatever I want here with no consequences for my actions

[lhazaar]

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

[roseworth]

the best thing a character can be is passively suicidal and the second best thing a character can be is actively suicidal

[havi-fart]

Shlock first attempt ❤️🤓 yipee

[chainmaiden-deactivated20260205]

'top or bottom???' wrong ‼️⚔️which one of you is the loyal dog come living weapon and which one of you has the lethal pout and divinity complex ???

[grumpoww]

Nuzzle

[dimorisik]

lestat giving louis lebubu (custom labubu that looks like lestat) so "you're not alone in bed when I'm away"

louis thinks the thing is creepy af but he's also madly in love with lestat and can't say no to him so he accepts it and even takes it to bed with him eventually

except he makes lebubu face the wall so it don't stare at him cz it still creeps him out

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

Fińàncial Harm

[tittyinfinity]

[infectiouspiss]

i need him cold trembling and delirious from blood loss but still kinda bouncing on it

[achillesinhighheels]

Be Hot, Have Fun and Stay True to Yourself Because People Will Villainize You Regardless

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

[splickedylit]

#you don’t believe you can be liked so you settle for being useful 

[heycerulean]

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

[zamasian]

what it feels like losing another mutual to that 911 show where those guys havent even fucked yet

[teaboot]

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

[electronicmail]

honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

[tropicalscream]

no one's doing somnophillia anymore

because of woke

[niebezpieczenstwo]

Egon Schiele (b. 1890 - 1918)

The artist's sister, Melaine, 1908

[thebadtimeskid]

I still haven't watched Severance but congratulations to the fandom for getting a Blorbo who did end up crying, soaking wet in a suit and tie, and covered in blood at the end of the show. This is like getting a superbowl ring but for fandom I think.