*bites you*

axolotl | they/them | silly little goose

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[ladysantos]

typhon, father of all monsters

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[anitanh]

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[fairycosmos]

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[fluentisonus]

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

[andyfalcons]

A funky Medieval Klance comic——Part 1/2

[starsoupart]

some allura stuff

[foxy-alien]

Do you love them like I do...

[eldhuug]

Shivers [Medium:Sucsess] : Two middle aged RMC officers stand in the appartment theyve shared for the better seasons of the year. They look like middle aged men in young love.

[ubercharge]

if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you

[ubercharge]

if your website's cookie popup only allows accept all and edit cookies and i have to click the edit button to reject your cookies then i fucking hate you

[targetedknowledge]

[aoya]

Lan and Moiraine for @pien-art

I had a very specific request, so I decided to fulfill it this way... The Amyrlin Seat.