Oddment & Tweak

Formerly known as lostmaeblleshire, I run a tumblr about dragons here, and a tumblr about my garden here. I also have a blog, wherein I sound slightly more like the college graduate I am apparently supposed to be.

[ru-debega]

I got an oriental shorthair and he is definitely Shaped

[werewolf-transgenderism]

shifting into frog mode. did y'all know that there is a species called the pumpkin toadlet and they skip the tadpole phase and go straight to being little toadlets and they are soooo fucking small

[g4y-d0g]

Another fun fact about these guys, they are so small that their cochlea (the part of the inner ear that controls balance) does not function properly. As a result, these little toadlets can jump, but have a bit of a hard time landing. They just land however they land, which often results in them just throwing themselves and flopping onto the ground as seen here.

[nami-sore]

They love carrots so MUCH

[orcinusalba]

One of my favourite videos on the internet

[the-tree-line]

THIS is what it means to go absolutely hog wild

[insomniac-arrest]

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

[bibliolithid]

Aren’t you tired of reaching age appropriate milestones? Don’t you want to just drink soup?

[vacuously-true]

Joke’s on you, transitioning from caring about superficial progress for its own sake to caring about enjoying a good soup in a pleasant moment is an age appropriate milestone

[james-silvercat]

Milestones are out, minestrone is in

[vacuously-true]

Thanks. Now I’m going to want to pronounce milestone like minestrone for the rest of my life.

[james-silvercat]

Also thanks, now i am aware that i’ve been pronouncing at least one of them wrong my entire life

[vacuously-true]

WHICH ONE

[weaver-z]

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

[weaver-z]

[generic-art]

[rslashrats]

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

[rslashrats]

[holisticknight]

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

[thegayjoker]

if dark chocolate has a million fans, then i am one of them. if dark chocolate has ten fans, then i am one of them. if dark chocolate has only one fan then that is me. if dark chocolate has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against dark chocolate, then i am against the world.

[funnytwittertweets]

[fvgitive-pilgrim-deactivated202]

[ibuprofengirl]

[catbelle]

FOR THE BETTER!

[gallusrostromegalus]

Please help me pay for my medical expenses!, organized by Annie Davis

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7/29/22: So a friend of mine's mom needs a mass in her abdomen checked out, and after my friend's earlier medical issues, she doesn't have much money for it.

Hope you guys can help, and thank you in advance.

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[theloa]

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

[thyrell]

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

[syrupmancer]

he reclaimed them

[papasmoke]

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

[papasmoke]

[only-tiktoks]

[witchblade]

[catcryptid]

[whitepeopletwitter]

5000 years ago, 6 feet tall made her a giantess