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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Laswell: How many kids do you have? Price: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
hey do you guys want some references. Because brother I have some fucking references for you.
So I made a list of horror/thriller movies with links to a website that you can watch them at since I’m too lazy to dig for them constantly
It’s all sorted by years then alphabetical order in the years
The list is being worked on continuously so do comment whatever you don’t find on the list and I’ll try to add it if I can
Enjoy 🫣
Currently has 388 movies
Caught up to 2011
Links to Horror Movies
Favorite ghost?
Hello! I just found your blog and I love it! 🖤🖤May i request how would Michael M, Brahms and Jason would react to falling for a M!Reader? Thank you so much! 🖤
Slashers falling for their s/o!
Warnings / murder topics, slight homophobia, fluff, acceptance
Characters included / Micheal Myers, Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, male reader
Genre / fluff, falling in love
Writing style / headcanons
Micheal Myers /
Does not gaf what you're gender is, if he likes you he likes you
At first he saw you as only more blood that needed to be shed
He continued to stalk you for a while longer, and he eventually started developing those feelings for you
He obviously ignored them
He approached you one night, planning to kill you
But he couldn't, something told him not to
He didn't understand love all together tbh
He would randomly show up to your house, and just look at you, hear you talk or do anything really then leave
As days go on, he did that more and more
You would have to confess because ain't no way he's doing it
Smiles at you under the mask everytime you do anything
Overall he loves you and he's not afraid to hide it that much
Brahms Heelshire /
His parents are probably homophobic
They're very old-school
He doesn't know what homphobia is, but he was raised to think that only girls should love boys
So imagine his shock when he caught himself falling for you
His parents were hesitant to let you be his Nanny (idk the male version of a nanny lol)
He fell for you quicker than Micheal did tbh
Didn't understand his feelings
Didn't really realize he was falling for you tbh
You were kind and gentle to the doll version of himself
That was enough for him to fall in love
He came out of the closet from the walls, he was scared to scare you away
Pulls out the "I think I'm in love with you" card
Eventually accepts that he likes boys
Wonders if that's why the other nannies didn't work out like it did with you
Overall, fuck his parents and he loves you for you
Jason Voorhees /
You stood out to him, that's why he didn't kill you right away
You weren't partying, doing drugs, or anything of the sorts
You were doing your thing
He realized his feeling quickly
Went to his mom for help on this new feeling
Obviously his mom was 100% accepting of her son no matter what
She explained love to him and all of the sorts
Your friends were killed and their car was gone so you thought a cabin was empty so you stayed there for the night
Jason found you that night and thought you were the perfect person for him
When you woke up the next morning, you walked around the forest a bit, careful to avoid the traps
Jason found you again
But this time he was scared your would be scared of him
But you weren't, you were kind to him even if he had a machete in hand
Overall, his mom is the best and he's never felt happier than with you
Srry if it's shit, I'm afab so I tried my best
Have a good day
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people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes
yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.
theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them
🔪 The time has come. 🔪
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happy birthday bitch
Head of Hades, polychromatic terracotta, Sicily, 5th-4th century
Gardens of Versailles, Versailles, France | August 2019
💎Some Crystals and their meaning in Witchcraft💎
Recently I am a huge - like really huge - fan of crystals. That’s why I thought that I will try to write a detailed list about crystals and what they are good for. I hope this little list may be useful for others too.
Anxiety: amazonite, amber, agate, emerald, herkimer quartz, jasper, lepidolite, lodestone, obsidian, quartz, rose quartz, sodalite, turquoise
Balancing/Stability: amethyst, desert rose, jasper, pearl, quartz, red jasper, sodalite, turquoise
Banish fear: banded agate, bloodstone, sodalite
Banish negative energy: amethyst, black onyx, black tourmaline, danburite, lepidolite, malachite, onyx, quartz, smokey quartz, tourmaline
Calming: amatonite, herkimer quartz, howlite
Clarity: azurite, citrine, fluorite, hematite, magnetite, obsidian, pietersite, quartz sapphire, smoky quartz
Cleansing: amber, obsidian
Courage: carnelian, hermatite, turquoise
Creativity: amazonite, ametrine, apatite, aventurine, carnelian, celestite, chalcedony, citrine, flourite (blue), lolite, jasper, kunzite, opal, sunstone, tiger’s eye, lapiz lazuli
Divination: bloodstone, obsidian, turquoise
Empathy: aquamarine, blue aventurine, chrome diopside, rose quartz, malachite
Faith: emerald, imperial golden topaz, labradorite, onyx, sodalite, variscite
Friendship: ruby fuchsite, rhodonite, turquoise
Forgivness: rhodonite, rose quartz
Happiness: amazonite, amber, citrine, red goldstone
Harmony: moonstone, rose quartz, sodalite
Healing: amber, angelite, jasper, kyanite, malachite, quartz, rose quartz, turquoise
Help in focuse: banded agate, citrine, lodestone
Hope: blue aventurine
Indivituality: malachite
Inspiration: amazonite,amethyst, ametrine, blue chalgebony, blue goldstone, carnelian, citrine, garnet, orange calcite, quartz
Joy: amazonite, citrine, labradorite
Love: angelite, citrine, desert rose, dragon blood jasper, garnet, jade, opal, quartz, rose quartz, ruby, turquoise
Loyalty: dalmatian stone, turquoise
Luck: amazonite, amber, apache tears, aventurine, sapphire, turquoise
Meditation: emerald, herkimer quartz, quartz, sodalite, turquoise
Mind: pyrite, sodalite
Passion: carnelian, garnet, ruby
Peace: amazonite, amethyst, emerald, larimar, lepidolite, rose quartz, selenite, sodalite
Positive energy: amber, apache tears, calicite, citrine
Protection: amethyst, black tourmaline, hag stone, kunzite, obsidian, smoky quartz, tiger’s eye, tourmaline, turquoise
Prosperity: amazonite, aventurine, citrine, jade, moss gate, pyrite, ruby , tiger’s eye
Psyche: black tourmaline, calcite, emerald, labradorite, tuquoise
Psychic: chalcedony, unakite
Relieve stress: blue calcite, herkimer quartz, lepidolite, quartz, sodalite
Self-confidence/Self-esteem: amazonite, amber, ametrine, black tourmaline, chrysocolla, garnet, larimar, pearl, prehnite, rhodonie, rose quartz
Serenity: emerald, lepidolite
Sleep: amethyst, emerald, howlite, ledestone, sodalite
Strenght: amber, hermatite, red jasper
Success: amazonite, pyrite
Tranquility: emerald, lepidolite
Trust: onyx, ruby fuchsite, sodalite, turquoise, variscite
Vitality: carnelian, garnet, orange calcite, red agate, ruby, ruby zoisite, sunstone,
Wisdom: tiger’s eye, sodalite
Wealth: aventurine, citrine, green calcite, jade,malachite, pyrite, tiger’s eye, tree agate
In the future I’ll expand the list when I find enough new and useful information. I hope this little post will help someone. 😊
straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *the scout* *the soldier* *the pyro* *the demoman* *the heavy weapons guy* *the engineer* *the medic* *the sniper* *the spy*
Happy Halloween 🎃!
Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven
Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!
this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol
Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!
Reblogging with all my intent and desire.
I Made $750 For Nothing
I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty
I too require money.
would like some money plz
reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay
Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month. I MEAN WHAT. Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.