[ozempicofficial]

[mouthbrood]

it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it

[sacred-portal]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it’s unfair for Gal Gadot to assume that her movies are bombing because of boycotts from pro-Palestine moviegoers. it’s also because she’s not a good actress and the movies she’s in are bad

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[memorycycle]

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

[memorycycle]

target audience

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[nocturniko]

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[succubusboyfriend]

beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

[kosmogrl]

I need to change my whole life

[kyotoprotocols]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[autosystem]

[deaddumbblonde]

evict bush 2004