Gryffindork

[washroompoetry]

No one would miss me if I died.

I would

[dracyo-deactivated20160521]

people who grew up

remus lupin

james potter

sirius black

lily evans

regulus black

literally like everyone else

people who did not grow up

severus snape

snape

professor snape

severus “always” snape

????

snape

[meme-mage]

This funny men’s underwear is sure to give you a giggle and perhaps even spice things up in the bedroom! Oooolala! The novelty boxer shorts will make you laugh if nothing else! Make sure you have the camera ready. http://goo.gl/C2kJMS

[hansolo]

Chewie, we’re home.

[bansheecarol]

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

reasons why tumblr aids education

[dailyanakin]

There was no in-between for him (insp.)

[ioncehadwings]

Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

[myimmortalseries]

SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND

Enter ENOBY

ENOBY

For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many...

[ugly]

LOOK REBLOG THIS AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLICK ON AND POP THE BUBBLE WRAP, THIS IS SO COOL

[skywalkcrs]

Star Wars + opening camera pans

[gryffindork-things]

Possess the Asylum - Battle Of The Bands

Newmarket based Metal band.

[nursenotes]

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

[sassyjavert-deactivated20151015]

Oh my god. So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them. Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.

[genderkills-deactivated20150717]

The confederate flag represents the south tearing a country in half and starting a war in the name of owning other human beings as property. It is and always will be a symbol of racism and systematic violence. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

[sandandglass]

[babymoodyy]

I’ll reblog this until I am dead

[island-delver-go]

Always relevant

[guy]

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

[deathcultforsanta]

I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.

[gingerrobotskeleton]

[fndungeonmom]

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS. 

[cutiewill-deactivated20150428]

we’re already home

[ksniasolo]

[gryffindork-things]

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

[asian]

plectro:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

[angel]

you two need jesus

[peklaxdog-deactivated20170501]

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me