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i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

can’t make this shit up folks

bastardbisexual

yousoseelie

Counterargument, sweet back muscles

cromodinamica

* OH SHIT

weiwei-uplink

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

#reblogging this for reference and nothing else for sure

acerby

Mirror Mirror

What do you do when you meat your human doppelganger?

#cute

lilyblisslys

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

#real

puppygirllaika

Could you personally navigate a cross-country road trip, door to door, without your electronics (phone/computer/tablet/etc)?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 29

puppygirllaika

every other note on this post is someone going "am i allowed to use paper maps?" yes. obviously. i did not say "without a map", i said without your electronics. And to the like, 20% of people saying "of course, i would simply take the train" that is definitionally not a road trip. i love trains too, but that is a rail trip. a road trip requires taking a trip on the road.

puppygirllaika

#a train can go on the road if you believe hard enough

casey jones off the shits

#oh yeah for sure with a physical map #rand mcnally my best friend

smashcut

#dyaln

fjni

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#pokemon #ilu porygon

preserving-tiktok

#cute and delicious

letmebegaytodd

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

#time for an overly animated and gratuitous shower scene

dear-julien

I wish i could make wet passionate love to Dr. Pepper. That soda has done so much for me personally.

tycemage

Would you settle for his step brother?

dear-julien

*sigh*

fiiiiine

🫱(‿¤‿)🫲

#can we not

sioltach

god I love when there are full-blown festivals for tomatoes or garlic or salmon. truly what we should all be getting together to celebrate

#poultry festival my beloved #peach festival my beloved #crawdad festival my beloved #okra strut my worst enemy

dietranch

hyper beam

soldrie

I also have Hyper Beam Sylveon! I have a recording saved because the animation made me laugh.

darth-moth

#pokemon #hilarious

sulphuricsea

i sent u my circuits plz respond

#...girl...

lucydacusgirl

Remember when Jodie Whitaker regenerated into David Tenant and rather than wearing the previous doctors clothes like every single new who doctor before him he magically regenerated with his own fuckass suit because rtd said her outfit which was specifically designed to be androgynous was too feminine for David Tenant to wear and it would look silly. It was all over from that moment. Like it was over. The fact that she even regenerated into David Tenant in the first place was bad enough. Anyway.

#doctor who #what