[polartss]

I loooove that man with autism !!

[bloominflowers]

those funny erling haaland memes but with ilya rozanov because this type of humor is very ilya coded to me

[sinmonger]

Every Shane & Ilya Kiss: Season 1

Forever if you ask.

[connorstorriegifs]

Heated Rivalry/Criminal Minds: Evolution

[my-castles-crumbling]

home - hollanov - @hollanovmicrofic - word count: 350 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3 - takes place shortly before TLG

Ilya had done a lot of interviews in his life. 

He'd been asked a lot of questions–some stupid, some prying, many repetitive, and many that he'd asked people to repeat.

But as he sat in a squishy armchair in Harris's office, he honestly thought that he'd never enjoyed an interview more.

Well...

Maybe some of the interviews he'd done with Shane. But he wasn't about to admit that.

They were laughing together about the team's abysmal choices in vodka, about Dykstra's terrible taste in music, about how Coach Weibe was terrible at giving directions when they took the team bus anywhere–and Ilya felt relaxed. Happy.

Then, Harris said cheerfully, "Okay, Ilya. Now we're going to do something a little silly, but the fans always love it. I'm gonna say a word, and you have to say the first thing that comes to mind when you hear it, alright? No thinking, just go."

He grinned. "And if my responses are not appropriate for...young, impressionable audience?"

Harris chuckled. "That's why we're not live."

Ilya smirked. Of course Harris didn't trust him to do any of the Centaurs' livestreams. "Okay,” he agreed.

"Hockey." 

"Winning," Ilya replied quickly, grinning at the camera. "Always."

Harris laughed. "Alright. Goal."

"Rozanov," Ilya shot back, still beaming.

The other man chuckled again. "Okay. Gym."

"Water bottle," Ilya replied before thinking better of it, his mind instantly going back to a moment ten years ago in a dingy hotel gym with two stationary bikes and two nervous teenagers.

But the answer was acceptable and innocent enough, so Harris moved on. 

"Food."

"Uh...Pasta."

"Happy."

"Summer."

"Home."

"Shane."

It took Ilya about two seconds after he spoke to realize what he'd said and freeze, eyes widening as he stared, terrified, at Harris.

But the man just looked at him, understanding and kindness in his eyes. "....you...want me to delete that part, buddy?" he asked carefully, reaching to press a hand to Ilya's slightly-trembling knee before leaning back again.

Ilya inhaled, chewing on the inside of his cheek, before nodding sharply. "Uh, yes. Maybe. I think would be best."

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There exists a video somewhere of Shane Hollander standing in the parking garage of Censplex wearing a backwards snapback and althetic shorts with an inseam that is probably quite literally just listed as 'slut' on the tag as he stares down whoever is holding the camera. In his hands is a beautiful and perfectly spherical watermelon. In his eyes there is nothing.

"You want me to do what?" he asks.

"Crush it," says Harris, too loud and close to the camera.

"Like, with my hands?"

"The challenge is to do it with your thighs."

Shane, his face and his watermelon do not move.

"It's for charity."

Smash cut to Shane sitting on a parking block, face bright red as he reroutes every bit of strength in his entire body towards his thighs. He is utterly silent, straining, and he only makes a sound when the watermelon finally gives up and crumples under the onslaught.

The sound he makes is high, long and deeply inappropriate. It also echoes throughout the entire parking garage for what seems to be a preternaturally long time.

"What the fuck is--" Ilya, who heard that shit through an open window all the way in the team offices, careens out of the propped-open side door just in time to see his husband bite a hunk of watermelon from the dripping remnants. There is juice on his thighs.

"Hey," Shane says, and then squints at the camera, deadpan once again. "I nominate Ilya Rozanov for the watermelon crushing challenge. Or whatever."

Harris, luckily, has a second melon handy.

[gthicbatz]

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[wretchedicarus]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[texasbama]

Thank God for Hudson Williams and his fundamental understanding of Shane Hollander as a character. Thank you for acknowledging his neurodivergence. Thank you for speaking on his experiences as a closeted gay man and how that has shaped him and also the traumas that come along with that. Thank you for speaking on how Shane being a POC has also affected how he moves through the world. Thank you Hudson Williams for giving shit. Need more of that.

[wilmvandrr]

46.5% on the polls!! here are your girls <3

[arsonisticartichokes]

A little shoto and snow doodle cause art block is kicking my ass <3

[bloominflowers]

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

[melobluelights]

Can we please stop saying real people are queer baiting? I'm seeing discourse again that Hudson Williams is "queer baiting." I am so sick of people demanding that he talk about his sexuality. He doesn't owe you putting a label on his sexuality just because he played a gay role (which he did an amazing job portraying). I hate the bi-erasure since people are assuming he's not queer just because he has a girlfriend. I'm just so sick of how this fandom treats the cast. Please respect their privacy. You don't get to know everything about them and pry into their personal lives just because you're a fan of the show!

[piwonplaylist]

should probably also post my hollanova art here too

[hollanovfujoshi]

LESBIANS WE UPPPPP

artist credit (not me!!): @piwonplaylist on twitter (aka motherrrr)

[ducktollers]

outta their way gayboys