[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[feldfrog]

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[bepreparedforachange]

Notice how every problem is solved by complete extinction of all living things

[dogpuppy]

[youngadisz]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this dumbass fake tweet screenshot from reddit had me in hysterics earlier for some reason

[dogpuppy]

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[lolwtfmemes]

[frogmoss1]

when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

[ffrodobaggins]

how it feels to listen to float on by modest mouse

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[thesexiestselkie]

14 years ago today Jesus released 'The Bible'

[4outof20]

on god

[guooey]

Um who's that

[guooey]

I'm so sorry to have disrespected the humble merchant Boho and his wares