tweet of the year 2024. tweet of the year 2025. tweet of the decade. tweet so good it got banned in the EU
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
tumblr dot com
Monterey Bay Aquarium
DEAR READER

Kaledo Art

Origami Around

#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Today's Document
Cosmic Funnies
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi

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@guardarenelfuturo
tweet of the year 2024. tweet of the year 2025. tweet of the decade. tweet so good it got banned in the EU
they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6
turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.
>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)
>one dies of covid
>the other dies of gun violence
it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché
No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free reign to peek in through people’s windows.
they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6
REMEMBER:
if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help
if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you
if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout
if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist
if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you
if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct
and most importantly:
every online conversation is a competition and you must win
i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
gets pulled over by a cop and when he asks for my license i pull out my nutpea berry card
Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr
its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off
The new glass half empty vs half full
Celestial Seasonings: Iconic Artworks
Lori Anzalone: Bengal Spice (2007)
Mike Wimmer: Candy Cane Lane (2004)
Robert Giusti: Tension Tamer (1991)
Braldt Bralds: Mint Magic (1986)
Tom Newsom: Red Zinger (2004)
Beth Underwood: Sleepytime (1973)
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