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every shitpost has at least 85% chance to have been a plot of an episode of the hit television show the x files (1993 - 2002)
SUBNAUTICA 2 2026・dev. Unknown Worlds
I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written
it's me i'm the nurse tossing the conservative babies on the floor
It's absolutely horrifying . And it's happening.
there’s tens of thousands of people on here who do not know who “Jin Kazama” is, the main character of the tekken franchise, but will happily talk to you about Prototype Jack, who is perhaps the most unpopular and reviled character in the series
Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this
Wanna watch porn with me, pearl
If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.
James Baldwin, Nothing Personal
how i feel whenever i tell people i drink diet soda
MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
95% of everyone on the English-speaking Internet now has one of the 6 same personalities derived from 4 basic belief sets and they all make the same 12 jokes over and over and over in very slightly different proportions because that's how you fit into your selected personality, and you pick your jokes from components presented to you by algorithmic content feeds, based on your belief set. The goal is to get your joke proportions broadcast by the algorithmic content feeds, so it will become one of the 12 jokes and other people will base their personality on it. If you're really good at it you can start selling shirts and hats and make money from it, or even run a serious scam that will make you life-changing amounts of money at the expense of everyone who ever wanted to have sex with you for your joke proportions. One day we will all die and sometimes killing is okay.
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you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%
everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet
I wish modmakers for games would understand that AI thumbnails for their mods just really play against them. You don't need a fancy piece of art for a thumbnail either, literally just. Grab MS paint. Make a shitty edit. These sort of thumbnails are just far more endearing anyways. On that note, here's some funny VS mod thumbnails:
Yet some more fantastic finds
shoutout to ancestral puebloan cliff dwellings
when i first saw them as a child i thought they were some of the coolest things in the world and i was correct