[conspiracyshirt]

a short compilation of shane being a mood in ryland’s videos

[enzeraika]

She knows it.

[shreddinthemarart]

It’s the dog days of summer!!!!!

[somecutething]

[yermemeblog]

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[cutekittengif]

[ditzyalpaca]

fish are friends. not food.

[jennytrout]

I love how outraged the gray cat is.

[dynamitedynamo]

@scarlettmika

[senseseu]

The grey cat is just looking at him like

“…You can’t be serious”

[elphnow-deactivated20191024]

“Clarke?”

“Hello, Lexa”

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[bibidebabideboo]

“生誕300年で盛り上がる若冲さんを横目に、長沢蘆雪さんの白象黒牛図屏風のワンコの鼻の実写化に成功したので見て欲しい… (ベロ実写化の道のりは遠い)” ●

裏 ●

 (千羽(@myouonnin)さん | Twitterから)

[junkienicky]

[lilbopeej-blog]

This is a transition I’m proud to say I got to watch. I love Shane with all my heart and I’m so genuinely happy that he’s happier.

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[shane-has-friends]

i love cinematic parallels

[takealookatyourlife]

I feel like Daddy was always meant to be a red herring.

She’s too much like a cheap version of Nicky. She’s a beta and a henchman. She uses drugs to get her floozies to be around her. She cares for the girls, but never actually protects them. She grooms Daya into being reliant on her and her drugs which is something that is obviously meant to be confronting to viewers. 

Plus, she’s a pimp who manipulates women. Sure, Carol is a psychopath who murdered her own sister… But she didn’t knowingly sell her girlfriend to a sleazy, murderous man. A story uncomfortably close to the Weinstein scandal, still fresh in the public psyche. 

A minor heartthrob, maybe. But I don’t think Daddy was intended to be well loved. 

It mirrors the Badison situation. Badison isn’t meant to be the Big Bad of the season. She’s there to be a bit irritating. She’s a distraction from the real powerhouses. Even Carol doesn’t like her which is a major tip-off that we’re meant to empathise with Carol. 

Really, the entire season is written for Carol and Barb. The writers know no one is invested in Piper and Alex anymore. Taystee’s storyline is powerful, but let’s be real, no one cares that much about Caputo’s love triangle. It’s the Denning sisters that are captivating. 

We haven’t seen anything like them on the show before. They’re legends. They’re old school. They’re petulant teenagers who never grew up. They’re powerful, gang-lord, murderers. Their complete lack of empathy or conscience is fascinating. A trait particularly strong in Carol.  They don’t have a secret heart of gold. They aren’t afraid of hurting anyone. It’s dark and magnetic and humorous and raw. 

I think the writers knew exactly who was going to draw people in.

[katharinaste]

Yes, it is your fucking fault!

[laviniafosterpeck]