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daminwayne

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

bebe-benzenheimer

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

impolitecanadian

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

xxschoolnewspaperxx

Come on… Come on…

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need this for history test tmrw

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half-black-phillip

I’m so mad because this worked

britney2007spears

help me roger

telanu

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

maryburgers

help me roger

maryburgers

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

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let’s do it, roger

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Roger helppppp

curvycorinneranga

I need you Roger!

thaebae

ROGER PLEASE

autumn-heights

the mario 64 dev team’s reaction to having to remove Luigi from the game is the most emotionally touching thing i’ve read all day

bidoof

What about you, Mario 64 developers? What’s it going to be? Loyalty to your elaborate landforms, or loyalty to Luigi?

acoolguy

i love sitting on bean bags because it’s like sitting on a bigger version of my scrotum

rcktpwr

same for me except that its like a smaller version of my scrotum

d1rtypaws

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

d1rtypaws

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

angfdz

paxamericana

acoolguy

if your friend is sick and you don’t get into a submarine and shrink yourself down and enter their body to help cure them ….are you really friends?

toastp1ercer

baeddlam

this is the best “the floor is x” meme I’ve seen yet

marxism-leninism-utenaism

psychologists: hmm, it looks like negative reinforcement/incentives are effective as temporary motivators but actually lower motivation once they’re removed. people become less interested in a thing if they were made to do it

educators: ok what if we based literally all of education around negative reinforcement

insomniac-arrest

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

ororosmunroe

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment.

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed.

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal.