can you hear the violence

eternally crying | i reblog a bunch of stuff

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[leatherleaves]

Omg

[the--evil-lesbian]

This made me feel better today and i think sometimes you just gotta hear someone play megolovania on a microwave

[tamamita]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i can assure you, my cock is nothing but a nuisance and a burden. it is not worth being excited about.

[cherubg1rl]

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

[fairiegardens]

Feeling very “pictures that you can smell”

[transkafka-deactivated20150624]

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

who is ronald regean

[cloudsnothing]

bofa deez nuts

[teuer]

*at drive through* uggggghhhhhh could I get uhhhhhh…… really big hug

[sheogayrath]

hug machine in perfect working order

[636174657270696c6c6172]

stole a crumb from a ant that would have been great to his colony and it means nothing to me i throw it away

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[jodiefoster]

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[tzimiscelord]

Without the goverment, who will help those in need?

[maturina]

wanna see something that drives me up the walls insane

[maturina]

the creation..............of adam.............................

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That‘s the most ingenious thing I’ve ever seen

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Thinking about how originally Mandalorians were all Polynesian (specifically Māori) coded, and then that all got wiped away and replaced by a “peaceful” civilization of mostly white people who denied the old “savage” way of life and a pacifist sat on the throne and implied the ancient ways were less civilized and her new era of reinvention for the culture saved it….

Anyway on a completely random note, did you all know that most Polynesian cultures had functioning and successful monarchs and civilizations long before Europeans? Did you also know that when Colonizers stumbled upon these Polynesian nations they tried to claim that the Warrior and Honor culture these Polynesian civilizations were based on were “savage” and so colonialists used their power to overthrow and conquer these cultures and wipe them out in the name of “peace”

Anyway, just two completely, unrelated facts there…..

[wavveybone]

80HD

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again