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17, retired piece of shit, she/her

[guess-whos-stupid]

tall bois: hey ;)

me: ...

short guys: hello

me: ...

dudes with abs: heyyyy

me: ...

basically any dude: hi :D

me: ...

my fictional crushes: *don't even exist*

me: uGH just fucking marry me already!! What a daddy! SEXY ASFFF

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what it's like to be bisexual

cute girl: *exists*

me: aaaaa she's hot :D haha fuck guys! they suck, im gay as fu-

cute guy: *exists*

me: shit am i straight or something??

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Me reading fanfiction

Character: No! I'm never gonna give you up!

My brain: *Rick rolls itself*

Me: shit not again

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Read Love returned [Cole x Reader] from the story Ninjago One-shots (smut/lemons) by -Staz- (Staz) with 1,559 reads. 1...

yall dont judge pls oki thanks :) yes it’s true i have formed an emotional attachment to Cole from ninjago and hes hawt but like yall can disagree its all cool just dont attack me tank q

Edit: forget to say that i didn’t write this, just thought i should share this fantastic work with whoever sees this. The rest of the book is great too, though it has sadly been discontinued :’(

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What’s up bitches

I’m back ik it feels like its been years. probably not to whoever is reading this lmao i dont think i even have any followers. maybe ill try to be more active lmao buh yea

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Nita: *picks up a note from her nightstand and reads it* do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?

Nita: ???

Kovit: *hiding behind the door* hehe it's rigged!

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Im back bitches

That's right.

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Just some capricorn memes bc I have no life😂😔 https://www.instagram.com/p/B2FboWQADzJVZju4UOIhMUKf9oDQv5UIfFVmFw0/?igshid=awsgkovaet4j

[twproduction]

So the Mulan Live-Action Film...

Won’t have:

-Li Shang

-Mushu

-A lucky Cricket

-There’s no music

-The villain is a witch

……………………………………………….why are they remaking this movie again?

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aaaaaaaa no Li Shang!?

[l-g-bee-tea]

Li Shang is a bicon Disneys just afraid to admit it.

🏳️‍🌈

Image description: Side by side pictures of Li Shang looking at Mulan when she’s dressed as a man and when she’s her usual self. With the caption “he’s giving mulan the exact same look even when he thought she was a man THIS BISEXUAL TEA”

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I always knew he was my favorite character in that movie

[6xthsense]

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

[corvussy]

lol I follow them on insta... the white cat on the far left with the bowtie was a "bonus kitten" & his name is blue. also they're bday is july 7

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where’s O’Malley the Alley cat?

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im sorry but what the actual fuck

[tomhiddlesun]

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

Fucking customers

[ruffrowdyboiz]

All customers everywhere must die

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moms when u tell them ur getting a haircut: no don’t cut ur hair ur so feminine ahaha

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my mom when i tell her i want to cut my hair to shoulder length: ohmygod no pumpkin! ur long hair is so pretty! do u want to look like a boy? thats too short is it bc u want ur curls to come out? u can always layer it! just let it grow out so that it gets tangled all the time and u always have to brush it pumpkinnnnn

[emotionalwords]

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I swear tumblr is trying to kill me

good thing I’m already dead :)

[catchymemes]

[princesstigerbelle]

LOST iN THE SAUCE

[naamahdarling]

“Cats don’t have expressions.”

[stream]

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse (2018)

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It’s funny how the sound effect when the the bagel hits the scientist’s head is “BAGEL!!”