Guild of Randomness

The Ramblings of a Demented Mind This is a collection of the little things that make up my life. combination of books, movies, inspirational, photography, music, life experiences, and whatsoever. I post whatever inspires me, makes me laugh and catches my eye & hoping to encourage and touch the hearts of many. Anyway, enjoy my blog guys!

[eggbertio-deactivated20160122]

Sorry, one more thing.

WTF is this? He’s not coming back? What.the.actual. fuck?

[guildofrandomness]

No. Just.... NO!

[laurilu7]

[deandrivesmycar-deactivated2016]

Future Dean. Brought to you by Kansas City. August 1st, 2014. Welcome to the future.

[unicornmagic]

[honorarytenenbaum]

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

[hinatasashybamf]

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

[distresseddeernoise]

the hook is worthy

[shinysmashkeys]

the hook is worthy

[stephendann]

Peter Pan would disagree.

[demon-princess-serina-verified]

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

[molegria]

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

[ecumenicalseeker-deactivated201]

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[blueflame91]

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

[esculentesset-deactivated201411]

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

[windyaphayrath]

The scientific explanation for Thor’s hammer…

[thisfeliciaday]

I was supposed to be taking the weekend off of social media, but I logged in tonight (of course) and saw the #YesAllWomen hashtag going crazy on Twitter.  I am a person who has always had a ton of guy friends, and the fact that there are many social situations where I’m not worth talking to as a person because I am not sexually available makes me so sad. For myself, and for the friendships that could be, but will never happen because to them, I’m only there for a possible hook up.

[dominiquewesson]

"The Infernal Devices" Will Herondale and Tessa Gray

Wacom Intuos Pen&Touch

Photoshop CS2, about 25 hours.

[secretsnsugarcubes]

[the100bellaarkee]

A fire burns brighter in the darkness.

[humortrain]

[guildofrandomness]

This is sooo me!

[guildofrandomness]

These Students Sneak Into A Classroom And Proceed To Do This Every Week...

"The world needs to see more art like this." Enough said!

F*cking impressive!

[maastrictian]

[albus--tumbledore]

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

[spookyoeve]

What?

[fuck-benedict-cumberbatch]

nobody say a word

[star-spangled-jackass]

we know who to trust now

[chabulous]

#RenewTTP

[imakiddude]

fuck you cw

The Carrie Diaries cancelled

Star-crossed cancelled

The Tomorrow People cancelled

Supernatural: Bloodlines not picked up

DEAR CW,

[milakunizs-deactivated20150708]

↖️ This person still has hope for Klaroline

[guildofrandomness]

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

Divergent (?): beware of the unexpected rape scene

If you’re going to see Divergent, be aware that it contains a fairly unexpected and graphic rape scene.

[androgynealienfemme]

an article about it 

[tinyredbird]

ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE

[mcstump]

NO BUT READ IT NOW

[braedens]

READ THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW

[guildofrandomness]

This gave me a good laugh... P.S: Movies like 300 are set in those days when men raped men/women/children, but this doesn't make them bad movies. Just because we don't talking about it doesn't mean it never happened/not gonna happen.

[thefrogsnail]

[marvelexi]

AVENGERS MAKE-UP

[geekstudio]

By Jangsara