Mormon Submissive

Mormon, married, monogamous.

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[ymutate]

Phil Greenwood

Moon Lights, n.d.

https://www.wychwoodart.com/art/phil -greenwood-moon-lights

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[adz]

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

[adz]

>:(

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[worldsandemanations]

Hedy Yang, On the Horizon

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[airinyourtires]

being fictional is problematic (glorifies lying) so the only moral fanfiction is rpf

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[amanita-house]

They are the same guy

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[ozempicofficial]

[pmamtraveller]

Cats by Shou Xin

[write-with-will]

Is your joke actually funny or is it just making fun of disabled people

[write-with-will]

Is your joke actually funny or is it just making fun of queer people

[write-with-will]

Is your joke actually funny or is it just making fun of people of color

[write-with-will]

Is your joke actually funny or is it just making fun of women

[write-with-will]

Is your joke actually funny or is it just making fun of abuse

[write-with-will]

Is your joke actually funny or is it just making fun of someone’s weight

[write-with-will]

Is your joke actually funny or is it just making fun of SA

[write-with-will]

Is your joke actually funny or is it just making fun of mental health

[write-with-will]

Guys can we make this version popular instead

[catboybiologist]

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you told diogenes the cynic about being trans he'd be like "lol that's a sick troll you're epic" and you'd be like "diogenes no i'm serious" and he'd be like "lol that's even better lmao those guys are so mad about it" and then he'd start going by new original neopronouns every single day specifically to piss off the whole symposium

[catboybiologist]

I just had an idea for a really dumb comedy sketch where a transphobe starts ranting about what really makes a women a woman, and diogenes returns each time with a different cis woman or outwardly femme intersex person that doesn't meet the criteria saying "behold, a man!"

"a woman has XX chromosomes"

*Diogenes with an androgen insensitive XY cis woman*: behold, a man!

"Nono, a woman can bear children!"

*Diogenes with someone who has medical complications associated with pregnancy*: "behold, a man!"

"nono, a woman produces the large gamete"

*Diogenes with a postmenopausal cis woman* "behold, a man!"

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

Trans Rights With Diogenes! coming to PBS

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Some idiot: only women can produce eggs!

*Diogenes holds up a chicken* Behold! A woman!