The Sexiest Method Of Execution

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[haunted-obsidian-of-asgard]

If you're in the mood for angst with a happy ending-

Zenith (10433 words) by Haunted_Obsidian Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mac McDonald & Dennis Reynolds, Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds Characters: Dennis Reynolds, Mac McDonald Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Suicidal Thoughts, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide Attempt, Sad Dennis Reynolds, Depressed Dennis Reynolds, Angst, Sad Mac McDonald, Depressed Mac McDonald, Scars, Dennis wears glasses, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault Series: Part 17 of Alternates Summary: The one where Dennis is a veterinarian on the verge of ending it, and Mac is his saving grace. Poppins too. (This is the seventeenth fic in my Alternates series.)

[inkskinned]

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

[maculategiraffe]

[oldcoyote]

if you ever doubt that your ao3 comments matter or mean something: i have been struggling with my writing for 6 months straight, crying myself to sleep afraid that i will never be able to write again, that the thing i love most in the world has left me, that my writing is just gone

this morning i got this comment:

and after i stopped blubbering over it, i picked up my writing notebook, and re-read all my fic research, and opened up my document again for the first time in weeks without being afraid of it

you have no idea how much writers treasure every single comment we get. you have no idea how big an impact you can have. sometimes, just sometimes, your one "insignificant" comment changes everything

[fer3112]

"Macdennis is already canon”, I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Charlie Day

[alwayssunnyenthusiast]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dee Reynolds/The Waitress Characters: Dee Reynolds, The Waitress (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia) Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Canon Compliant, The Waitress has a name, High School, Angst with a Hopeful Ending, Dee Reynolds-centric, First Love, Implied/Referenced Sex, Background Dennis Reynolds, Background Mac McDonald, Brief Charlie Kelly appearance, Ambiguous/Open Ending  Summary:

When Dee decides to talk to the girl from her trig class, she doesn’t know what to expect. She certainly doesn’t expect it to ruin her life.

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[biwarlockofglitter]

I heard recently that you can tell a lot about a person by the first movie they know Tim Curry from and I literally can’t stop thinking about it.

so say in the tags what’s the first movie you know Tim Curry from. Mines muppets treasure island

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[guillotine-pie]

[dogpuppy]

[antjester-deactivated20260328]

PUT ME IN THE WRITES ROOM; I DO NOT CARE WHAT SHOW, PUT ME IN WRITERS ROOM!!!

PUT ME IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS!!!

[boycritter]

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[guillotine-pie]

Mike Wheeler

[depsidase]

[lousolversons]

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 17.03. Mac and Dennis Become EMTs

[driedinkblots]

oh so the insanity didn't have an incubation period for macdennis fans. Yall just immediately set to hyperanalysis mode. 0 to 100 in the span of 24 hours. Okay! 😳

[deegaynolds]

absolutely obsessed with how gay they are