no one asked for this, I just had this crazy dream during a nap and now I I wanna write it down before I forget
Also I will say reader but it was like self insert bc it was literally a dream.
Feyd-Rautha Harkonen with switched dynamics where Feyd is like readers pet.
warnings: Starts questionable and grows toxic, manipulation but it's in character I think. Far from canon. Smut and polygamy, which are also in character,
Reader is in some high position (na-baronx presumably)
Not clear how Feyd got there but likely captured or somethin
Stablished relationship and really explicit content like starting up with reader calling him up to their room to use Feyd for stress relief
Feyd hating this role but growing very fond of reader
Switch!Feyd x Switch!Reader so its's very fun and just a struggle until one of them submits
Reader calling themselves "monsterfucker" and Feyd being both bothered and proud by that (language barrier presumed)
"I am monsterfuck?" "Yes, you are"
Feyd growing so fond of reader he would kill guards to sneak into their room at night and just lay besides them
In a planet where killing is not as overlooked as in Giedi Prime so everyone is pretty shocked but reader just lets it slide
Bc they are also growing very fond of Feyd and don't care that he can be a bit violent
(Technologically out of cannon) Feyd would eventually start scheming his way out of being a pet by recording reader taking backshots or blowing him, and then threatening to share it if they don't free him
“Do whatever, who do you think is in charge of the (internet) channels censorship in this planet, dummy?”.
Reader would eventually get mad at Feyd for not being contempt in his role as favourite pet
Silent treatment from reader, then reader coming with a proposition for a less slave-like position for Feyd, so they go into Feyd’s quarters unannounced and walk into Feyd making out with some other servant
Reader telling Feyd that they also have other lovers and them both having to be kind of apart to start understanding their relationship has grown beyond sexual favours
At some point, madly mad but horny reader sending Feyd the tapes of them fucking that Feyd himself recorded, in an unhinged uno reverse card to reverenge porn
Reader staring to come to terms with waiting a relationship the psychopathic servant until they get reminded they have to marry some actually powerful figure (ouch)
Feyd not speaking to reader but asking to be their guard when they go meet their future spouse
Future Spouse is a twink who wears pink and plays racket sports and oh is Feyd mad
Feyd as security just making everything unbearable for anyone around
Make up sex in a hallway right before reader is publically engaged to someone else
Then I woke up but I'm sure some of the awesomely talented writers in this hell that is tumblr could take it from there, as I myself cannot come up with good plots unless I'm asleep apparently. In all honestly the first think that came to my mind when I woke up was @peggyao3
Also, can you tell this was a 1 hour nap during the heatwave in Europe? I hope you can
all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.
the ADHD writer's guide to actually finishing a draft (no, seriously) 📝
okay, tumblr, writers... we need to TALK about how to actually finish a damn draft when your executive functioning decided to pack its bags and leave for a permanent vacation in the bahamas.
i'm not here to give you that basic "just set a timer!" advice that makes me want to throw my laptop into the sun. we all know those productivity hacks that work for neurotypicals make us want to scream into the void. (been there, screamed that.)
so here's the ACTUAL guide from someone who's written three novels while her brain was actively trying to sabotage her the entire time.
FIRST: accept that linear writing is a capitalist construct designed to torture us.
i'm serious. whoever decided writers should start at chapter 1 and proceed neatly to THE END clearly didn't have dopamine playing hide-and-seek in their prefrontal cortex.
write whatever scene has your brain chemicals SINGING today. that climactic fight scene that's six chapters away? the tender moment between your characters that happens in the middle? WRITE IT NOW while your brain is actually interested. i have finished entire novels by writing them in chunks and stitching them together like the beautiful frankenstein's monster they are.
SECOND: the 10-minute lie (that actually works???)
tell yourself you're only going to write for 10 minutes. that's it. no pressure. your adhd brain can handle anything for 10 minutes, right? the secret is that once you start, momentum becomes your best friend. sometimes you'll actually stop at 10 minutes (congrats, you still wrote something!) but often you'll look up and realize it's been two hours and you've written 2,000 words. and yes i've seen this a lot, like everywhere, where they tell you "set a timer for 5, and by the time you realize it's 2 hours" i've seen this many times before, and it actually works. at first i thought it didn't but boy, i was wrong.
THIRD: use your hyperfixation powers for good, not evil.
we all know that adhd comes with the superpower of becoming obsessed with random things for unpredictable amounts of time. WEAPONIZE THIS. create artificial urgency around your project. tell people about your deadline. make elaborate aesthetic pinterest boards. create a spotify playlist that you only listen to while writing this specific project. trick your brain into making your WIP the shiny new hyperfixation.
FOURTH: body-doubling saved my writing career and it can save yours too.
find another writer friend (or any friend who needs to do focused work) and sit together - virtually or physically - while you both work. something about having another human witnessing your work process bypasses the executive dysfunction. i swear it's actual magic. discord writing sprints, zoom sessions with cameras off but mics on - whatever works.
FIFTH: embrace the chaos of your natural writing cycle.
some days you'll write 5,000 words in a frenzy at 3am. other days you'll stare at the document for an hour and write "the." BOTH ARE VALID WRITING DAYS. the only consistency we need is returning to the document, not some arbitrary daily word count.
SIXTH: create external accountability that doesn't make you want to die.
deadlines from publishers? great. deadlines you set for yourself? your brain laughs and says "or what?" find the sweet spot - maybe it's a writing buddy you check in with, maybe it's a public progress tracker, maybe it's promising your sister you'll take her to dinner when you finish a chapter.
SEVENTH: the frankendraft approach.
your first draft DOES NOT need to be good, coherent, or even make sense. it just needs to exist. leave yourself notes like [FIGURE OUT HOW SHE GETS FROM THE CASTLE TO THE BEACH LATER] and keep moving. your adhd brain will thank you for not getting stuck in research rabbit holes for six hours.
EIGHTH: find your optimal writing environment through shameless trial and error.
maybe you need complete silence. maybe you need to be in a coffee shop with specific ambient noise. maybe you need to write standing up. maybe you need to dictate your novel while pacing around your apartment. there is no wrong way to get the words out.
i personally write best when i'm slightly uncomfortable (weird, i know) so i often end up writing while sitting on my kitchen floor with my laptop balanced on a chair. whatever works, bestie. a finished messy draft is infinitely more valuable than the perfect novel still trapped in your head. your adhd brain is simultaneously your greatest challenge and your greatest asset as a writer. the connections you make, the unique perspectives, the creativity - all of that comes from the same place as the struggles.
you've got this. now go write something, even if it's just for 10 minutes. i believe in you. ✨ -rin t.
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I am reading academic papers about the symbolism of Nightingales in literature for my assignment and I hate that it’s making everything that happened in the finale make sense
I’m here to recommend a book to all of my fellow Hozier fans!
- The Unworthy (Las Indignas) by Agustina Bazterrica
It fucking has everything!!! Wasteland setting and crippled nature, only woman characters, cultlike situations and religious imaginery.
Little spoiler : it even has a little digging up your lover from the ground scene so I’m just assuming the writer listens to Hozier too.
kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”
We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”
I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”
our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’
once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”
I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.
I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”
On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,
One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”
I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it up and asked her what it was.
“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.
“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked. I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.” “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable.
She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”
when my best friend’s niece was 4 years old, i told her me and her aunty (23 att) were planning to move in together and she started uncontrollably sobbing while saying “you are kids you need to live with parents” and demanded “you are going to live with my grannys forever, always, the whole schoolyear!”
"could you hold this?" "could you sign this for me?"
closeups under the cut!
had such a blast drawing this and i'm really proud of how it came out! did the drawing itself traditionally and colored it digitally hehe at first it was just gonna be asa and anthony, but then i got an idea for a little then vs now to compare how far they've come 🥹
i personally enjoyed the ending, so i would appreciate no negativity towards it or other people's opinions in the comments/tag/etc, thank you!
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