long-term memory sauce

she/her 🖤🩶🤍💜

[starpeace]

it was stupid of the prequels to make jedi robes look exactly like how obi-wan dresses in the desert because now he looks like an idiot

[starpeace]

no other jedi is doing this. cal’s got his ponchos. kanan’s got his uhhh one arm of armour over a sweater

[starpeace]

obi-wan kenobi rolling up to stormtrooper checkpoints in full fuckin homemade jedi cosplay like oh dear me i hope the imperials don’t notice i’m a jedi whatever would i do!!! what’s wrong with him. he’ll be like “the fight is done. we lost” but he’ll be damned if he gives up on that beige

[tildexart]

on a mission to genderbend most rygos characters

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[menecrates]

obra dinn lures you in with some reasonably distinct characters (mullet, woolly hat, tattoos etc) then bam three indistinguishable midshipmen be upon ye. identify these four men via their shoes please. lets play steward roulette.

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

Trying to convince people to play Return of the Obra Dinn but unfortunately my opening with the line “you are an insurance investigator” isn’t exactly whipping people into a frenzy

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[charlesoberonn]

[virtu-typhoon]

[scifikimmi]

[captain-starskull]

[charlesoberonn]

[emperorpenguin]

These two fire extinguishers at my work

[edge-complains-and-loves-art]

Had to draw them

[horbse]

H

[auberylis]

O

[horsefigureoftheday]

R

[fabledgalaxies]

S

[the-arcade-doctor]

E

[circus-mcgurkus]

!

[horsefigureoftheday]

[siderealscion]

[orbsdotorg]

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

[yunisverse]

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

[biglawbear]

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

[gemstonechronologist]

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

[wizardpostsdotorg]

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

[the-uninspired-artist-account]

Congratulations to Azune for his promotion from Sargent sad-eyes to Captain sad-eyes.

[fuchsianreactor]

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

[vertigospirit]

the seekers

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[baking-soda-soup]

brilliant tags