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ms paint art dump of some bug guys to prove i've been alive

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it’s early winter 1982, and you’re working as a delivery driver for a pizza parlor/arcade establishment themed around aliens. the pay is good enough to counteract the more insufferable of your coworkers, and things have been going pretty well for you – up until the competitor across the street has to shut down due to employees going missing, and then a strange new dog shows up with the group of strays the other delivery driver feeds, and, well, suffice to say that your holiday plans are on hold.

hi this is my the thing au wherein there’s still horror except instead of being isolated at some antarctic outpost they’re just the staff of a downtrodden little location garry affectionately refers to as a “pizzatainment conglomerate” and this time they can wear fun ugly clothing as long as they also have their uniforms. these are mostly just silly doodles though ^_^ enjoy

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After being bitten by the dog Palmer starts to feel very odd, first he feels hot, then his hair starts growing longer even in just a few days, and then he starts craving raw meat which is all very concerning. Then on the night of the full moon he suddenly undergoes a very strange transformation in to a tall thin creature with blue skin, sharp claws, tentacles for hair that were oddly enough covered in fur, three red eyes, a set of razor sharp fangs, and a tail. Palmer of course panics as his co-workers watch his body change in to something that is clearly not normal at all, after Macready manages to calm him down they take him to the clinic to see if there is anything that can help with this.

The dog that was responsible for this entire series of odd events had of course been locked in a old crate so that it does not go around doing to others what it did to Palmer.

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Of course Copper was quite shocked to see what had happened to Palmer though after the initial shock he had taken a couple of blood tests and a through inspection on him, which lead them to discover that he also has spines on him. Macready made sure to be there with him of course the whole time so that he could hear exactly what had happened to him here.

Then when the sun rose Palmer’s body had changed back to normal and so he was left all cold, since all of his stretched torn clothes had slipped off as he had returned to his normal size so he was also completely naked even.

Macready had gotten some of his old clothes from his own car and even though they did not fit to well but this was better than just having him stay naked till they could get his own clothes from his own home either.

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what happens next op

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based on j.c. leyendecker's 1923 study for butterfly couple... not terribly pleased with this one but it was fun to draw :] which is what matters

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[david lynch believe it or not elaborate on that no meme here]

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@lesboyfriend​ color palette memes from here ^_^ i’ll answer your actual ask with the zander when i get around to it but these work best as a set

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more of these

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it’s early winter 1982, and you’re working as a delivery driver for a pizza parlor/arcade establishment themed around aliens. the pay is good enough to counteract the more insufferable of your coworkers, and things have been going pretty well for you -- up until the competitor across the street has to shut down due to employees going missing, and then a strange new dog shows up with the group of strays the other delivery driver feeds, and, well, suffice to say that your holiday plans are on hold.

hi this is my the thing au wherein there’s still horror except instead of being isolated at some antarctic outpost they’re just the staff of a downtrodden little location garry affectionately refers to as a “pizzatainment conglomerate” and this time they can wear fun ugly clothing as long as they also have their uniforms. these are mostly just silly doodles though ^_^ enjoy

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a short comic