My friends were trying to figure out how Glavenus got to the new world so I made this diagram to explain.
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My friends were trying to figure out how Glavenus got to the new world so I made this diagram to explain.
What if the world… Were minecraft
I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what
The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it
He Contemplates the Flat Apple
This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking
This is what I’m reading btw
Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?
seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power
i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft
Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience
the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung
The ride never ends
As you can see from the Mojang logo, this book isn’t a fan book, but rather officially licensed.
D.Va: full offense but I’m not going to take life advice from someone who butters both sides of their toast.
Soldier 76: who does what now
Junkrat: do you only put lotion on the front side of your body? That’s right! I didn’t THINK so.
Soldier 76: Athena initiate self-destruct sequence 5278-
Tracer [clamps hand over Soldier’s mouth]: you two idiots knock it off before we all get incinerated. Besides, what kind of monster chooses butter over marmite.
D.Va: ….self-destruct sequence 52789255
McCree: So Doomfist, how’d you get that name anyway?
Doomfist: I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his own name.
McCree: Well, pleased to meet you, Mr. Fist. I’m Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.
Mei: tale as old as time~
D.Va: memes as old as vine~
Mei: beauty and the-
D.Va: YEET
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Why Baptiste left the Talon team #2 (╥ ‿ ╥)
Reason #1
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Y’all are always a good source for inspiration when I have no motivation.
I had a nightmare last night.
I was a reporter.
Fuck I need to know more!
you fools
don’t do this
finally an article from a gaming establishment that understands how to play this game
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
brushy brushy
One more before I hightail it the fuck outtta here.
hey guys am I funny yet :) can I have tumblr clout ???
where the fuck is he this is so cryptic op turn your location on i just want your teeth loss? is this loss? horses