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watch till the end :)

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[fuckyahumor]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS CAN BE MY MUM

[aureumsol]

Me as a mother ……

[milfposting69]

THIS IS LITERALLY MY MOM OMG

[whyysoseriuss]

When you snap 🤣

[lonely-in-a-full-room]

The last 17 seconds reminded me of Adam Sandler 😂😂

[kramaric]

[vicchann-nikiforov]

Whoever had the idea of putting hundreds of top athletes with social media and wifi in the same village over the course of 2,5 weeks, deserves a medal. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[lishra]

[guy]

say less

[capacity]

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

[calmwouldallow]

I AM HOLLERING

[cat-memes-only]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

[powerfulwizard]

My Uber driver is playing a talk debunking white supremacist talking points

[powerfulwizard]

I love this concept, I’ll drive you to the bar but we’re going to unlearn white supremacy on the way.

[reverseracism]

5 stars

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

[nidoqueen]

[aldormir-deactivated20210320]

[idiona]

Have you ever just looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing and just smile bc u like them so much

[snommelp]

[glumshoe]

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

[geographykhaleesi]

HOLY SHIT

[honestlynicolai]

This is a Country song.

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.