this is me

Not so average

[sam-the-cat-lady]

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

[gurraffe-blog]

[hypehope]

[susielesbian]

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

[gurraffe-blog]

My grandpa found my boyfriend's boxers in the laundry room. Let's just say he won't be getting them back any time soon

[thursday]

[hermiionegrangers]

[mrmora2]

[disneyroyalty]

[illkim]

“You smoke?”

“Only recreationally”

[merdafatua]

Me: *messages a friend at 3am*

Friend: *responds soon after*

Me: What the fuck are you doing up go to sleep

[danceharder]

I don’t get it when people say I wanna go to Europe I mean as a European you gotta be more specific because there’s a major difference between Denmark and Greece so which part of fucking Europe do you wanna go to

[multicolors]

So many times yes

[teenagesoil]

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas

[twirlingtroye-deactivated201702]

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

[superwariomaker]

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

[febrezeyourvagina]

[foodchewer]

goodbye grandma 

[maketimetotime]

[bambisandmermaids]

[zygodactylous-deactivated201710]

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

[soruyumoved-deactivated20160708]

is that a cup wearing pants

[zygodactylous-deactivated201710]

yes 

[ejacutastic]

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

[nightlustrous]

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE