I'm 28 and bananas

I haven't changed my blog on pc since 2014 and now I can't remember how to do it

[passionpeachy]

sapphic flag gijinka 🌸

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, ankle time!

X

[malibuklaus]

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[femmeberlin]

Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((

Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.

[sirgarrowman]

[kirikomamura]

[crabanarchy]

Women's underwear: no easy access hole

Men's underwear: easy access hole

Conclusion: men are free use sluts?

[crabanarchy]

Fuuuuuck #listeningandlearning

[hydrahowl]

you pet me

[hydrahowl]

you Pet me

[th-orne]

The Knight Raymondin and the Fairy Melusine (1894)

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[animentality]

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.