release your inner guu

follow me on insta, this is my hell so welcome fellows

[artticfennec]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[lemonboyjosten]

“that doesnt mean i wouldn’t blow you”

[neilsdinosaur]

my first time reading this i was in public and i gasped so loud the people around me had to make sure i was okay

[team-moonlark]

Happy 10 years of voltron legendary defender day to all who celebrate 💛💚🖤❤️💙

[clarkent]

me @ 10

me @ 30

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What does it LOOK like when doves cry?

Like this:

[facts-i-just-made-up]

It has come to my attention that this is not the picture of Prince eating a bird that I spent so long on. I cannot actually find that picture now and have no clue where or even if I saved it. I also have no idea what this is or why I saved or made it. I leave it here for posterity sake, that they might understand the madness of the internet. It's also probably funnier this way tbh.

[river-mort]

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

[depsidase]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[conservethis]

Casting with all my might

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

logging into tumblr.com really is our daily dose of recess huh. i take a stroll down my dash and people are playing make-believe with cursed amulets, pondering their orbs, playing with jpegs like dolls. some of us are pretending to be wizards and villains and evil advisors and blob monsters (my preference). there's always a group playing Animals (wolf is very popular). the main topic of conversation is tv shows and cartoon characters, which we enjoy arguing about. recently there's been a juggling craze

[i-am-a-fish]

a french fry for you. take it

[i-am-a-fish]

why do I have to pay to live in an apartment, this should be free

[i-am-a-fish]

reblogging this because I reread my post just now and I'm right

[f4k3lu]

You are right but also I thought you lived in a fishbowl or even better a cool pond.