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poison-siren

Goodbye straight people, I can’t say I’ll miss you tbh

saiasus

tropiyas

robustmyaft

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

pizzaotter

@raving-tiger holy shit

pizzaotter

How did you finally get him to bottom? (Struggling bottom at heart here whose body rejects its destiny)

A lot of patience and a lot of driving him to the edge of sanity with how horny I can make him.

Basically I know exactly what turns him on the most, verbally and physically… If I spit on him I can literally feel his hole widen up it’s insanely hot.

First time it was lots of patience, poppers and lube… I’m not talking like 5 minutes of foreplay or whatever I was there for a good 20 minutes trying, very very gently… lots of rimming, lots of kissing, lots of verbal dirty talk and pushing him a little further before eventually… pop.

You just really do need to take your time with these things but also acknowledge that sometimes it might be a little too big, or maybe it’s not for you… it isn’t for everyone!

geekbearmi

I’ve learned over time that absolutely anyone can bottom. You just have to find out how to get it to work for them! Patience is a virtue!

pizzaotter

Anyone can but it does not mean they will enjoy it or be comfortable.

I know plenty of people that have tried and tried again, and whilst they could get it in they found it incredibly uncomfortable and dissatisfactory. :/

yeezy-nation

@youtube

hillaryclintonswig

This bot problem is ridiculous omfg

yeezy-nation

it really is and its also ppl making other accounts like wtf

heartbeatemoji

tell me yall arent serious… like if y’all are being serious… sis… a million is not a billion

mooglemain

girl you already know gays can’t do math

saiasus

giantsorcowboys

If Only…

They Do Make A Lovely Couple!

Woof, Baby!

saiasus

thepupupthere

love-for-boys

sleepy--fox

… Was a friend

greyeyedwolfie-deactivated20181

I think I reblog this every time it comes up. I make paper stars and sometimes it does make me feel better

walkonmemories-deactivated20180

i never knew how to make paper stars, so i looked up for tutorials on youtube.

when i’m lonenly, which is translated to most of the time, i make them; green, yellow, pink, blue, white, purple.

and, believe me, it’s kind of a relief to make them. not only for the colors and cute shape, but also for the fact that the time i spend makin them i am entertained and don’t have to think about my loneliness anymore.

i learnt how to make them like two months ago, by the way. and i have made over 300.

it’s awesome.

randompintobean-deactivated2016

I’ve been wanting to see this story again.

This is for everyone. Guys, girls, both, neither, and more.

When you’re upset, make a star. When you’re stressed, make a star. I make them in school when the teacher yells at our class for being lazy or dumb. I make them at home when I’m in my room, wishing someone would notice my feelings and give me comfort. I’ve always made them with whatever I had around, and write a number on each and every one because its therapeutic. I can see how far I’ve come and how many times I haven’t given up.

Right now I’m at around four-hundred and seventy, and it really puts everything into a perspective.

Thats four hundred and seventy times that I could’ve given up. I’ve gotten pretty close on some of them - scarily close, but every one of those stars is a reminder to keep pushing forward, because I wake up every day and on my dresser is a box full of stars, and when I’m happy I think of how far I’ve come.

I think this idea should be passed around as much as possible. Its calming and distracting from and panic I feel. It gives me something methodical to do: Fold here. Fold there. Crease that line. There you go, Create. Produce. Make something solid and focus on it. Make another if you need to. Write a number. Fill up the jar, box, drawer.

And when you’re breaking and feel everything crashing down, you can look at your stars and think:

“See? I made it through alright. I can give it another go.”

alienhazy

syndhdsalty

cherryxblossoms-deactivated2020

punkjackaboy Thanks babe ❤️ #sweetesthusbandever

theoneandonlyespa

I finally found the original! I’ve reblogged this once years ago and never found it again, I am SO HAPPY 😱😂😃👏👍

naamahdarling

I love this comic so much. And the stars … I love making these things. It’s a good way to keep your hands busy and your mind quiet when you’re in a lot of pain inside. Also, they’re really flippin’ cute.