Rubber Human

19, they/them □ beep boop computer thing posting brain slop □ No DNI, I just don't fw fascists

[gwnonthewire]

Being non-binary online feels like you're trapped in a special hell where even other trans people feel entitled to know what's in your pants

[rock-kandyshark]

I think the reason I don't like the "is Kris AMAB or AFAB" or the "is Kris transfem or transmasc" conversation/argument is because it feels like the woke way to ask if they're a boy or a girl. Not saying you can't have headcanons, but my problem comes from people trying to argue that they are canonically transmasc/transfem. From what we know, Kris is just nonbinary and nothing else. That is what is presented to us in canon. It doesn't make their character "deeper" for them to be transmasc/transfem, they can just be nonbinary and that can be all.

And I think the AGAB argument is kinda funny cause like. Y'all they probably weren't assigned anything at birth. I doubt they were raised with a certain set of gender expectations in mind so this whole AMAB vs AFAB thing is ridiculous 😭

[374851]

I think some people place too much importance onto just their agab. Knowing their agab doesn't tell you about their character, and knowing their character can't tell their agab, because that relies on the assumption that if they were assaigned that gender at birth, that they would have experiences typical of that gender, which isn't necessarily true.

If they are amab/afab, that doesn't mean they're transfem/transmasc, nor does it mean they reject masculinity/femininity. It doesn't tell you if they were raised as a boy/girl, or for how long, or even if they would be raised differently depending on their birth sex. Their agab could be an important point to explore their character, or a mere footnote in their life, but we can't know which.

For example, one common interpretation I've seen is that the weird route is forcing Kris into a masculine role (I could write an analysis about why this role isn't treated as masculine by the narrative, but that's beside the point), and that by assuming Kris is amab that makes it *worse*. But their agab is irrelevant as that does not determine whether or not that they're uncomfortable with masculinity. I, myself am an enby that's amab and presents as masculine.

[charpim]

Stop having wars over kris' AGAB its fucking weird

[charpim]

You guys are so weird about nonbinary people its insane

[gwnonthewire]

Yeah speculating so hard about it feels like it kinda defeats the point

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

New fic idea, Wild Kratts and Phineas and Ferb crossover where the Kratt brothers try to explain Perry the Platypus

[gwnonthewire]

DON'T DO THIS TO ME

[dimitri-barron]

I think it's worth saying that the reason Flowery turns around so fast from being the worst guy ever to the coolest guy ever is largely because over the course of Chapter 5 you slowly learn that Flowery is actually the pure definition of "cool." He doesn't care if he looks silly. He doesn't care if what he's saying doesn't make any sense or if his entire gimmick is totally fake. He's gonna do whatever he wants anyways, no matter what anyone else thinks about it, and he's going to believe in it 100% even when he knows otherwise, because believing might make it real. And it's that pure and unabashed sincerity that makes him incredibly cool even when he's going on about "jarona" and "nothing is more powerful than a flower's dream." He's just genuinely super awesome actually.

[gwnonthewire]

Honestly I'm coming around to him. He's silly like a muppet. I have muppet-affection for the anime parody

[neuronflyeater]

[cofewaror4]

WHY SHOULD YALL VOTE FOR SENSHI?

FIRST, HE IS UNAFRAID TO TELL YOU IF SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY WRONG, EVEN IF YOU DO SOME OTHER REALLY WIERD THINGS!

SECOND, HE WILL ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET THREE SQUARE MEALS, EXERCISE, AND STILL LET YOU HAVE DESSERT AT THE END OF THE DAY!

THIRD, HE IS PRIME DAD MATERIAL! HOT, SQUISHY BOD COMBINED WITH A SENSE TO FEED THE YOUNG ONES (EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SO YOUNG) BEFORE HIMSELF!

FOURTH, HE CAN FARM! HE CAN COOK! HE WILL WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS WHO ONLY EATS AT A FIVESTART RESTRAUNT IF YOU SO DESIRE! HE IS EVEN AWARE OF DIETART RESTRICTIONS AND ACTUALLY TAKES THE FEEDBACK WHEN HE COOKS!

SO VOTE SENSHI FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!

Tumblr sexyman is brought to you by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026, organizer of tumblr sexywoman and sexyenby. All rights to the tumblr sexypeople contests (TM)

[gwnonthewire]

Oh man i wish i saw this before i voted for the twink. This man is FINE

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 6

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[television--addict]

VOTE DOOFENSHMIRTZ

[tallgayclownboy]

You can't be posting some transformative fanart for Tenna. That's not fair. Post source images for both and be truthful.

[gwnonthewire]

Yea why is tenna the only one with fanart. To be fair it's on-model, buuut...

[bodacious-energizedprotodermis]

Doofenshmirtz vs Tenna

listen.

it's divorcee vs divorcee.

but you gotta vote Doof.

he's the more stable of the two

he's the most Dad of the two

he's the most "still has a friendly relationship with his ex" of the two

he's the most "not that bad of a dad after all" of the two.

dad vs dad, Doof wins every single time.

VOTE DOOF

[wealllovetv]

Please consider voting Tenna for Tumblr Sexyman 2026!

Mr Ant Tenna needs your help to win the tumblr sexyman contest! This is the only year where he might be relevant enough to make it. Even if you don't happen to know him, please give him a chance! He's a very beloved character for good reasons that I will get to. Many deltarune fans have blocked the tags to avoid spoilers, so he's at a massive disadvantage. Even with some Caine fans joining his cause Doofenschmirtz puts up one heck of a fight! Tenna might be a newer character but I believe he deserves to win this year for how fast he captured the hearts of many! He is slowly becoming the Sans of deltarune with all the AU'S centered around him. If you're unfamiliar with his character and wonder why he is so special to many, click this link to learn more about him and to vote for Tenna if you like what you see!

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[shima-draws]

[gwnonthewire]

I'm especially tickled by this crossover because I once made my brother write a omega flowey/starwalker fic. It was actually really good

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 6

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[te4err0rs]

19 HOURS LEFT!!! Vote Tenna to ensure you never get glooby an always stay groovy!

[gwnonthewire]

GO TENNA GO! ! !

[tridentandtales]

Roman box bezel ring depicting the Greek hero Bellerophon, riding on his winged horse Pegasos, and slaying the Chimaera

340 - 320 BCE

J Paul Getty Museum 88.AM.104

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[nikoco11]

no, i haven't heard back from them. have you?

[sr-pelo]

whats the funniest joke in any of your videos in your opinion?

[crimson-snek]

TENNA SEXYMAN PROPAGANDA!!

(This is part 1, and this contains chapter 3 and 4 spoilers, so if you want to experience the game yourself, please look away!)

I'm gonna list here a summary of why I love Tenna and you should too! With screenshots from the actual game, so everything here is canon or a very obvious interpretation of canon!

1: He literally speaks in word art

2: He has his own catchphrase and intro! (Couldn't put the intro here)

3: He is very funny, show runner sense of humor, amirite?

[crimson-snek]

Part 2!

4: He can shrink and grow depending on his emotions (and he grows a flower when very happy!)

5:...Need I say more? I think you get it

6: Grandpaw doesn't know what an email is, but can still do the splits mid air and fights like he's 20 years younger

[crimson-snek]

Part 3!

7: He DIED with his arms cut off, and his death was LITERALLY A PROPHECY (Don't worry, he lives later if you recruit everybody on the chapter!)

8: He thrives with attention, but in the time of the chapter, he isn't getting much attention, and has issues of letting go of the past

[crimson-snek]

Part 4!

9: He. doesn't. stop. mentioning. his. FREAKING. EX!! (There are more mentions, but those are less direct and can only be understood by those who know the context of chapter 2)

[crimson-snek]

Part 5 1/2!

10: He does have a secret scene with his ex later in the chapter, and he either doesn't recognize him, or pretends he doesn't (the ex in question being the one and only Spamton G. Spamton)

(Couldn't put all the images here, the ones left are on the next part)

[crimson-snek]

Part 5 2/2!

Anyways, this was it! Anyone that has screenshots to add please reblog this post, these are just the most interesting ones in my opinion! Hope you can find it in you to love our dear tv if you want to! 💕