dialogue prompts from goodbye, vitamin by rachel khong.
i’m just straight-up demented.
don’t worry. i still like you the best.
i’ve been singing a song about you.
i’m going to be nicer this year.
i don’t go to sleep. i go to ‘sleeps’.
to remember is to understand.
more and more, i get this feeling i don’t know a thing.
you are not to blame for this.
i’m flattered too easily.
it’s not that easy to say what happened.
how’s your bedside manner?
let me cut your hair. just to try.
this is terrible. that’s my professional opinion.
could you give me a ride home?
can we sit here for a second?
may you love each other til the cows come home.
it was all about you, after that.
the stars say it’s not a good time to tackle deep issues.
i hurt my thumb opening an orange.
what are you trying to accomplish here?
i know you don’t deserve this shit.
why couldn’t you manage to visit?
this isn’t how i thought it would be.
what imperfect carriers of love we are.
i’m trying to help, and you are being a bitch.
you know what i miss the most?
better presumptuous than a sucker.
i don’t know what to wish for.
i blame the moon and the margaritas.
what do you say to a night of heavy drinking?
you’re never gonna see your name in lights unless you change it to ‘exit’.
you’re so pretty for no reason.
i feel generally positive about you.