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Libra: Why are you like this?

Aquarius: I used too much ‘no more tears’ shampoo in 2012 and haven’t felt a single emotion since.

A Conversation With An Aquarius/Scorpio Probably

Someone: Hi, I was wondering if you co-

Aquarius and Scorpio: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t wanna fit in, HaVe yOu EvEr SeEn Me wItHoUt ThIs STUPID HAT ON? THATS WEIRD.

Someone:…..

Aquarius: I made tea. 

Scorpio: I don’t want tea.

 Aquarius: I didn’t make tea for you... This is my tea. 

Scorpio: Then why are you telling me? 

Aquarius: It’s a conversation starter. 

Scorpio: That’s a lousy conversation starter. 

Aquarius: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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Aquarius as a vlogger [shovel in hand] What’s up fam! Today we’re doing another unboxing video!

Aquarius: [enters graveyard]

Libra: Why are you here?

Gemini: Sag texted me and said Aquarius got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.

Sagittarius: Why?

Gemini: Aquarius loves watermelons.

Libra: ...

Sagittarius: ...

Leo: ...

Aries: ...

Aquarius: *sobs and hugs watermelon*

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The Zodiacs as quotes my friends say out of context

Aries: “-what drugs.”

Taurus: “Ha! jokes on you, I don’t have a future; oh wai-”

Gemini: “Get on discord, and f—-ing play Roblox with me.”

Cancer: “No, I don’t cry myself to sleep. I sob and go into a coma for 2 weeks– wha-what did you think I did on the summer holidays?”

Leo: “Yes, one day I would also like to go to Paris and throw myself at some stranger.”

Virgo: “I can’t even– everything is crumbling down around me”

Libra: “mOOd sWIngS.”

Scorpio: “What do you mean ‘feels-bad’; - Maria, you have no feelings.”

Sagittarius: “No Janice- no one wants to hear about your birthday party–”

Capricorn: “Stop spamming me with your memes Damian.”

Aquarius: “We are all ROCKS- we are made of ROCKS, YOU are made of

rocks, I am made of rocks. THAT TREE IS MADE OF ROCKS–”

Pisces: “-Sometimes it be like: flip flop blabbity bop, and now I got depression.”

All names are replaced with fake ones and this is just for fun! Heart this if you like it and msg me for any ideas, questions, or criticism; i do a lot of this stuff - thank you!

An actual interaction between a Gemini, Scorpio, and Aquarius

Scorpio: so how long can y'all hold your breath

Gemini: oh my god you ask everyone that

Aquarius: *takes deep breath*

Aquarius: YEAAAAAAA BOIIIIIII

Sagittarius: Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Leo: I guess it’s now a... Mistlefoe™

Aries: SOMEONE’S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED

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mickey: I will destroy everything you love

ian: I love you

mickey:

mickey, tearing up: jokes on you bitch I’ve been self destructive all my life

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Ian: *kisses Mickey’s tip of nose*

Mickey: Fuck you, Gallagher

Mickey:

Mickey: *blushing* repeat please

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DO YOU EVER LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT KNOWING. MICKEY MILKOVICH, KNOWN TO BE PART OF THE MOST DANGEROUS FAMILY OF CRIMINALS IN THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO, LIKES BEING THE LITTLE SPOON