[antiandrogen]

i was so scared this was lost in history

[unclefather]

Young, dumb and full of gum

[unclefather]

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

[sad-pandad]

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

[unclefather]

my whats? 

[dankxsinatra]

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

[clonepa2]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?

[cliffsecord]

[lovenolo]

[basturmated]

[ottermatopoeia]

[eyeblogaboutnothin]

Meghan Thee Stallion as anime characters

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I JUST SCREAMED

[whoistobio]

[counterpick-me-irl]

I would pay 15 quid per episode to watch this as a full show

[lubricates]

same

[timotaychalamet]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[lizardcheetos-deactivated202007]

what she says: I’m fine.

what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!”

[gaysexhaver666]

Sister James has mastered all four elements, WIG!

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

[scumfuckus]

ppl be like "im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties" literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling's drug of choice is transmisogyny

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

[nasundertale-deactivated2019112]

girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today

[groupthinker]

that is how i want to live my life

[ginger-ale-official]

She was warning you about the fate of the bus you were all in

[nowimhaunted]

Twitter Swifties be wildin

[dumbbadgerdeactivated-deactivat]

me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*

me:

[lordeboy]

is your phone fully charged? are your nipples hard? are you ready to go?

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]