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you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family """"bur you raised mexican catholic"""" whatever the fuck mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that?

Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes.

Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of "high ranking" nazi?

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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

casgirl

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

fullmetallemur

Oh gosh, what if what is said in in-game chat is canon? Like, everyone is just in this really big group chat and they just say shit at each other. Like,

This? All canon

ishouldhavegonetobedsixhoursago

@worminstuff L O O K

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OMELETTE ARC

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bonus:

scumbagsblog

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

great-tweets

As someone raised in the South, I can confirm that this works every time.

commodorecliche

I can confirm this as a fellow southerner.

Alternatives include:

"Well, I've bothered you enough for one night."

"Well, I've taken up enough of your time."

And

"Alright, I'll let you get back to it then."

aestheticobject

As someone in the south-ish, I've never concidered others did not know of this strategy, but it's true. It's how I end almost every phone call?

yekkes

Saw this on Jewbook:

It did not specify, but I am assuming Jewish means Ashkenazi, from the photos, his father, and a Japanese mother. Not that I'm sure if it matters, thought I'd describe anyways.

yekkes

To be clear I'd like people to reblog this

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holy trinity

thexfiles

i love her

twodotsknowwhy

Remember, Debbie Reynolds was so much more than just Carrie’s mom. She was a beautiful, amazing, wickedly funny woman in her own right. She loved her daughter and she made her daughter who she was, but it is a disservice to her memory to shrink her down to just being Carrie’s mom.

twodotsknowwhy

Also, because it needs to be said, Debbie was a huge supporter of the mentally ill. She helped found The Thalians, a mental health charity in 1955 and served as chairwoman for the organization for fifty-six years. She was an amazing woman and will be missed.

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AND she is the top witch bitch from Halloween Town and needs her good name spread during HER holiday.

spitblaze

actually heres an addendum

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crimson-hope

If I may remind everyone

Source

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hey-you-i-just

Cinderella’s dress, shoes, and hairband change color with your blog!!

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curlsandstems

I need this.

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Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

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I only have one wish …

onceiwashere

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

onceiwashere

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

pimentogirl

Oskaar!!!!!!!!!

yassmines

me, sad irl: ugh this is just like when edward left bella in new moon

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Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

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The balls on this guy

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Anyway we need more of these people

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To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never