Autosarcophagy

Tumblr, Netflix, Hulu, Dinosaur.

[project-deity]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[lunnefisk]

YOU THERE! RECENT FOLLOWER WITH NO PROFILE PICTURE. CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST

[lunnefisk]

[tiktokstowatch]

[0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2]

honestly? hot girl shit

[dykedragons]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ms-katonic-of-tamriel]

Funny you should say that! A lot of palaeontology runs on volunteer labour.

So check your local zoos, wildlife centres and natural history museums and see if they need volunteers. The opportunity might be closer than you think.

[suncaptor]

that little bit of metallic iridescence on pigeons reblog if you agree.

[the-text-doctor]

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

[marisatomay]

so cool that fanfiction won anne rice’s war on fanfiction

[thurs-days]

i think in the next halloween movie michael myers should have a pride pin on his outfit and its never addressed or acknowledged in the movie because the online discourse it would cause would be so funny it'd be everything from "does he even know what a sexuality is maybe he just likes colors", "welcome to the lgbt community mr myers", "its problematic to make him lgbt!!!", "maybe the pin was just on those clothes when he stole them" and "they've made michael myers woke"

[detectivehole]

children are the no.1 fan of alternative fashions. even beyond legitimate members of the subcultures. you'll never love your look more than some 9yo at the mall burning holes into your back with their stare while they build up the courage to tell you they like your spikes/frills/tattoos/etc.

[opentheyear]

on our way to brunch one sunday we passed a 8ish-y.o. kid who did a literal double take at my bestie in royal blue lipstick and blurted, "I LIKE YOUR MOUTH." compliments from kids are the best.

[voidandradiance]

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

[n3cropants]

[diniidjarin]

need everybody to look at this old man's absolutely decadent flop era

[spacealienstuff]

Just going home...

[twitblr]

Love this! Stay safe folks (x)

[martinkhall]

I suggest changing that to: “I am invoking my right to remain silent. I am invoking my right to an attorney.” Current phrasing leaves too much room for you to get lawyer dogged.

[testosteronetwunk]

[testosteronetwunk]

this post is doing numbers on hung trans woman tumblr

[juliathefacesofevil]

i wish hung trans women would do a number on me

[newyorkcitywater]

girl writing in her diary with a sparkly pink gel pen with feathers on the end and kicking her legs and giggling but shes just writing the names of different soups

[mxmeiyun]

Same-sex marriage legalized in Cuba! (Sept 26, 2022)

[forthegothicheroine]

The Good Place characters and how fast they’d pick up on Dracula

Eleanor: If Eleanor came to Transylvania on a business trip it was definitely a scam on her part to begin with, so her mental transition would be going from “I am scamming this rich old guy” to “Maybe this rich old guy is scamming me?” She’d figure it out, but the question is whether she’d do so before throwing herself headlong into seduction by the vampire brides.

Chidi: On the one hand, Chidi would be desperately trying not to judge Dracula for different cultural customs and be polite to the point of endangering himself. On the other hand, William Jackson Harper said Chidi would have survived Midsommar because he would have bolted the second things started to get weird, so by that logic he might have just frozen in place when the villagers warned him about the castle, panicked about whether it was worse to break his business promises or offend their cultural customs, and not gotten on the carriage.

Tahani: Tahani wants to make a good impression on aristocracy. Tahani is doomed.

Jason: I actually think Jason would figure out that Dracula was bad news pretty quickly, just not necessarily that he was a vampire. He’d start by going everywhere he wasn’t supposed to, learn this dude is some kind of serial killer kingpin, and then when Dracula says “You can go but there are wolves outside!” Jason would say “Sweet, bro!” and go out and get eaten by wolves.