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[my-gender-is]

My gender is the giant skull shaped disco ball in the 2002 live action Scooby Doo movie

[sexysamosa-deactivated20211121]

calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry

[earhartsease]

tumblr dorothy commercial you come down here right now

[chaoticgouda]

milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[starjasmines]

i would check it

[cowboy]

You sick fuck.

[grey-wardens-archive-deactivate]

Hurry up, it’s going to rain! My Neighbor Totoro | となりのトトロ (1988) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[powerburial]

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

That’s it’s aura

[rodrickheffeley]

menthol illwess innit

[rodrickheffeley]

celebrities watching parasite be like

[rodrickheffeley]

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

[regnum-lab]

[thealfaguy]

[1041uuu]

[kaijuno]

Reblog to support them

[i-shinori]

[anxietyproblem]

[deertwoheads]

tumblr please let me reblog ads

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[762nukem]

*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[shadyrican]

This all happened at Lush.

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

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