when youre in a good boy competition and your opponent is a dog

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when youre in a good boy competition and your opponent is a dog
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METALOCALYPSE + HTTYD AUš„ Dethklok as vikings or dragon riders Also Facebones as a guard dragon that eats unwanted guestsš„
āMarry me chickenā āmarry me beansā we used to be a proper ābetter than sexā country
āMarry me chickenā -100000 points, I have zero interest in trying this chicken
āThis chicken is better than sexā evocative, tells me that eating this chicken is better than getting fucked/having an orgasm
Hell, Iāve been married, Iāll take the chicken all day long. Whereās the āedge me rigatoni?ā The āharder daddy pot roast?ā Perhaps even a ātease you with the tip until youāre crying and begging for it potatoes au gratin?ā
Australian scifi: post-apocalyptic. Might be wandering the desert between roving bands of survivors. Might be fully automated gay space communism that only vaguely mentions The Ashen Earth. Might be all the adults dying mysteriously and kids having to rebuild their own society. But we are post the apocalypse and its shadow weighs very, very heavily on the story. What we lost is never coming back.
i'll watch you sleep, pal. but, uhā you gotta wake up.
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the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when theyāre barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think itās on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. itās sad. sad state of affairs weāre in.
āi want shows with more womenā deadloch āi want women who are complex and diverseā deadloch āi want women who are gross and weirdā deadloch āi want women who are fucking gayā deadloch!!
"I want shows that will teach me totally new swear words" Deadloch!!!
in Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind ofĀ āaddiction mechanicā that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised not only by the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and it was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic
honestly, i think this is why i like the way the game handles substances so much. when i was looking up playthroughs of disco elysium i stumbled across one subreddit thread where someone asked āgameplay wise, is there any point to staying sober?ā and just looked at it. like, yeah. yeah, exactly. we know that harry often does drugs specifically so that he can take on a superhuman caseload - as he puts it to kim, to be a āreally good detectiveā. it was so chilling to see a player asking the same exact question that harry would probably be asking himself. without an external punishment mechanic, without being heavy handed about it, and in a way that (as OP pointed out) is so natural as to be almost unnoticeable, it manages to put the player exactly in his shoes as a recovering (or not recovering) addict. itās a really well-designed mechanic
āThings are harder without this substance, so thereās no reason for me to abstainā being a purely Player-Driven interaction is a phenomenal addiction mechanic. Absolutely fucking gorgeous.
sometimes you have to take a long hard look in the mirror and say. okay buddy. you stayed up until 2am stressing about shit. you had a nightmare last night. youāre exhausted. donāt expect anything special from yourself today and donāt handle any dangerous goods. sparkle on
I love when kids mention media you were enjoying before they were even born and you're like "i know that media" and they're like
>: O !!!!!!!!!!!!
today a kid opened the door to the nature center over his toe and took off the entire toenail. blood everywhere. i brought out one of our snakes for him to interact with while his mom patched him up with our first-aid kit. his two sisters, no older than 10, asked its name. i said we don't name our wild animals in this center. they asked if they could give it an honorary name only they'll know and i said that's fine. one of them said, "okay, Toriel!" I said, "from Undertale?"
They went Bananas
not media and i think i posted about this before but last autumn i was chaperoning a bunch of kids on a tour at a dairy farm and they had time to pet some of the baby goats (aka 'kids') so when we had to go i said "all kids who are human need to make their way to the pasture gate" and one of the girls said "what if I'm a therian?" clearly expecting to stump me but I said "okay, do you identify as a goat?" and she went " : O ! no!" and i said "then out of the pasture" and she skedaddled
this is one of the really funny things about teaching middle school. last year at one point a kid I didn't really know came up and asked me a silly zany question obviously with the attempt to like. befuddle and frustrate me, as an """"Old Person""""". but they gravely miscalculated. because the question they asked was, "What are your Homestuck headcannons"
POTS is so fucking ridiculous like ah fuck shit sorry itās a little too warm in here so iām about to look like iām having a category five medical emergency. but really iām all good. also to prevent it i just have to lower the temperature but not too much and also make a quick stop by the X-axis for like five minutes. iām like a tempermental plant if it was cunty. do you guys hate me
that one diva with the dandelion crayon collection got crayola to permanently bring it back
has a 17th century french woman alter ego, loves boba, has immeasurable amounts of whimsy, dr mel king every tongue that rises against you shall fall !!