H3LLO I'M W3IRD

👽they/he👽pan af👽text me anytime, I'm always down to talk or listen if that's what you need👽

[heretherebedork]

The lift and the sit. Absolutely flawless.

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[were--ralph]

Tweet of the year

[idontknowifiwannafuckhimorbehim]

Got a hedgehog chia pet ahhh

I’m so excited and because he is in honor of Vegas’ poor little baby and this is my first chia pet I’m gonna track his growth here.

He had to get a bath for 30 minutes.

He didn’t fit standing up so he had to soak upside down.

Got all the chia seeds on him and now we wait 2 days before I can add water.

Yes the pins and the plushie keychain are for an ida bag that I’m waiting to come in, I will post pics of it all decorated and if I make more buttons for it. 

The black pin says “I’m your pet, aren’t I?” and the white one says “You’re the most important person in my life.” and yes I designed them. 

[h3lloimw3ird]

Sharing this to my main blog as well bc I’m so happy ahhhh

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[sistertaxon]

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

[stophelping]

Turn the reblogs back on coward

[valentinedagger]

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week

[sacred-portal]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[teathattast]

[mjalti]

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

[itsanidiom]

[troubledminnesotan]

I forgot to post my halloween icon I made for fun

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

[bowling-with-skulls]

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

[shoelace-and-friends]

MMMMM, the LAYERS to this. 

She’s technically a monster too. She might not look it at first glance and seems mostly human, but it isn’t deniable even despite her looks compared to the other monsters. 

But she realizes that she is still not like the rest of the monsters either and may not have entirely the same experiences as them, which is why she feels that she might not belong to or deserve to go to the support group. By sometimes passing as human, she feels she isn’t worthy of the space. 

The sad reality though is even though she’s mostly human in appearance, that tail she has undeniably would still cause her some struggle. Humans are still gonna look at that tail and think she’s a freak. There are probably still accommodations she needs because of the tail that she may still struggle to have access to. Even if it is just the tail, that tail is still enough to other her from humans and cause her problems and discrimination. 

She should get to belong in that support group even if she gets told she’s not monster “enough”. She still shares some of the same struggles as them that are caused by being a monster, and needs support. 

This is an excellent demonstration of the flaws in the concept of passing privilege. Bravo to the artist. 

[enchantingruinscandy]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[gyudons]

lesbian velma is canon (+ more of her being a disaster gay)