kill me!kill me!kill me!

adult, they/any, female - dont send me anons about 'you reblogged from a nasty'

[h3xxo]

usually follows back

i prefer if minors dont follow

blog runs mostly on queue

just be nice to people. be nice and dont try to hurt people. and if you do just do ur best to make sure it doesnt happen again ..

[doubutsu-no-mori]

Dark magicks

[doubutsu-no-mori]

[karatekamania]

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

[karatekamania]

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

[sweatie-goddess]

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

[sweatie-goddess]

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

[elodieunderglass]

You’re so right. Say more

[6ear9er]

What the flip!

[gonefishingforgood-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

[fervent-bookwomb]

u don’t have to go to bed hungry…… bedtime snack can save you. bedtime snack is beautiful. bedtime snack loves you. bedtime snack wants you to get a good night’s rest because you will sleep so much better when you aren’t hungry. let bedtime snack into your life today.

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[doubutsu-no-mori]

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Settings > My Pillhead Uncle > Configure My Pillhead Uncle

[doubutsu-no-mori]

-Red

[gaycunt420]

[clonerightsagenda]

One of my parents' new cats is not interested in laps, but she did sit on my dad's lap for a while when he sat in Her Chair. So I sat in Her Chair and sure enough, she graced my lap for like 10 minutes. However I could not tell if she was enjoying the lap experience at all or merely tolerating me as an additional layer between her and Her Chair. I received a definitive answer a few hours later when I happened to be passing by the chair and she zoomed over and hopped onto it in a posture I can only describe as defensive.