Hatchet

any pronouns | 24 | im bald af and only have one eyebrow

[hacksplatter]

unluckily for you cunts I am going to continue being sexy with a fat ass despite it all

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[antennaecat]

Press Z to chase your dreams again!

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[bumpscosity]

[honeyhop]

the humble weedwhacker

[stepheavy10000]

i dont blame the trex i know i loo9k big and tasty lol

[stepheavy10000]

does any one have any bandeges or stiches right now or very soon

[bnq]

dog goes gorp

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[just-sans-things]

i went to taco bell today and laid my peepers on the bajabeast that they get the teal soda from. needless to say i bit that thing like a dracula and brother i started sucking

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

I got an alert for an abducted baby this morning, which is obviously terrible and I hope they find it safe and sound, but they described the baby as having "blue eyes and Bald hair" and i can't stop thinking about it

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

me whenever the stars are visible

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[egberts]

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

[theauthoryperson]

and here you are

[depsidase]

[pending-trans-action-2]

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip