how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing
oh my god….. never ever have I related to something as much as I relate to this
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how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing
oh my god….. never ever have I related to something as much as I relate to this
Theatre Kids: Hey Directors! Can you put Broadway musicals in movie theatres to make stuff like that more accessible to people farther away from New York or those who can’t afford tickets?
Directors:
Theatre Kids: That is not what we meant!
kinda fucking terrifying
can we talk how hunter schafer is basically just perfuma from she-ra and the princesses of power
im in love
Hold On There Pal, You Might Have Done Something Great
Lol saw this on Reddit
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
“There’s a part in the new season where Adora continuously mispronounces things for a really long time. It’s one of my favorite runners that I think [Aimee] just made up one day, and we just kept making [her] do it. I’m really excited for everyone to see that.” -Noelle at the Q&A 😂
October can’t come soon enough
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
Hi, I’m Julia Morris.
Me introducing myself
I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj
I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave
BABY Shark do do, do do do do
Baby shark do do, do do do do
Baby shark do do, do do do do
BABY SHARK
MAMA Shark do do, do do do do
Mama Shark do do, do do do do
Mama Shark do do, do do do do
MAMA SHARK
DADDY Shark do do, do do do do
Daddy Shark do do, do do do do
Daddy Shark do do, do do do do
DADDY SHARK
GRANDMA Shark do do, do do do do
Grandma Shark do do, do do do do
Grandma Shark do do, do do do do
GRANDMA SHARK
GRANDPA Shark do do, do do do do
Grandpa Shark do do, do do do do
Grandpa Shark do do, do do do do
GRANDPA SHARK
she kilt him
i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal
UNITEDSTATESCANADAMEXICOPANAMALKFHDSHFSDKJCNOIDSUHFISUFN:SD
I AM GOING TO MAKE LEARNING THIS THE OBJECT OF MY LIFE.
I always lose it at Cota Rica.
I ALREADY KNOW THIS BY HEART
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
.
Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
.
While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.
My reaction, only with coffee.
Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
.
Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
.
While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.
My reaction, only with coffee.
Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof
this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen
To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”
He’s not
With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.
Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.
That bird was livid!
that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017
I am dying , sis is pissedt!
Justice Bros
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.