Triple A Battery

Mercury - they/them- minor - https:// en.pronouns.page/@M1CR0P0P

[trixiiuwu]

so I just finished the owl house and it was very cool

(edit: wow tf this exploded out of nowhere… i made ONE SHITPOST and now all of the boiling isles knows im here….)

[tophats-tea]

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

[charlesoberonn]

Gronk pull the level

[grawly]

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

[azzandra]

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

[kunosoura]

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

[grawly]

what the fuck happened to my post

[milf-adjacent]

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

[troubledminnesotan]

Don’t have time for new Pride art this month because of deadlines so have some old gay journal comics!

Happy Pride and End the Genocide!

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[oneheadtoanother]

[jumping-jackalope]

do something to prev

saute until caramelized

hammer with a mallet until tender

vigorously season and let marinate for 36 hours

-> go into the slow cooker? -> go into the slow cooker

mash. like potatoes. with garlic. 

dip into egg, panko, & deep fry

press like a panini

kneed into a soft pliable dough

boil like an egg

boil like a frog

microwave.

Voting ended onJun 24, 2024

[randomlypersonlol-deactivated20]

Alternatively: put that shit in the airflyer.

[w00dzt3r]

NOOOO DONT PUT ME IN THE AIR FRYYERR AAAAUUUUUUU

becomez crunchy

[leafyztar]

Into the panini press with you!!

[w00dzt3r]

AAAUUGHAUGAUGUAHUAUAUUAYAUAUUHAUAH

BEFORE I GO

GRABZ YOUR ARM AND TAKEZ YOU WITH ME

INTO THE PANINI PREZZ YOU GO WITH MEEEEEEEEE!!

[leafyztar]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[w00dzt3r]

YYYEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!A!1?!1!!1!,

[randomlypersonlol-deactivated20]

Big squish

[w00dzt3r]

Hard zquish

zquash zquash

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

INTO THE MICROWAVE WITH THEE >:))

[frayna-of-the-hollow]

I wonder what microwaved salmon tastes like :3

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

NUH UH

-microwaves Ralsei-

[frayna-of-the-hollow]

NOOOOOO

*microwaves Root Beer*

[be-gentle-with-littluns]

kneading you like a kitty cat :3

[mango-mentally-ill-deactivated2]

get slow cooked!

[be-gentle-with-littluns]

get caramelized, dumbass

[isofluresence]

i made stan get blinded by the whole community

(please credit if you use for whatever <3)

[fixing-bad-posts]

Asexuality is a spectrum. No two asexuals are the same 🖤🩶🤍💜

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

[luidilovins]

1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

[stereotype-embodier]

I'm a huge fan of the early 1900s/late 1800s Mexican (?) transmasc who would threaten to shoot anybody who called him a girl. Looked like a total badass too. Please somebody know who I'm talking about.

[crazy-pages]

I do know who you're talking about but can't remember his name.

[lavampiremerveilleuse]

His name is Amelio Robles. Just so people have the information ✨

[commiemaybe]

Amelio Robles Ávila - Wikipedia

Amelio Robles Ávila - Wikipedia

This is the colorized picture of Colonel Amelio Robles Ávila from 1915

[luidilovins]

I love how everyone in the notes is claiming that this post is about a different trans man. They were all like that back then.

[chubby-elf-hux]

[rabbitmotifs]

[rabbitmotifs]

average swiftie

[curioscurio]

"because of woke" is such a funny a phrase to me it's the new Thanks Obama. they made me look at a rainbow with little metal hands that forced my eyelids to stay open and look at it and it made me gay . because of woke.

[snivy]

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

[kyrianne]

When I worked at Target, it was during the winter, and this guy comes up to my register with a neutral-colored beanie with a fake fur pompom on top. All embarrassed and cringing, asking me if it was a woman’s hat and if it would be weird for him to get it.

I was like, “It’s just a hat. If you like it and you wear it, it’s not a woman’s hat, it’s just your hat. You don’t need to follow what the tag says if you don’t want to.” And it was like I gave him some kind of awe-inspiring wisdom he’d never considered, and he left with that hat on his head.

More cishets need to hear and internalize this message because so many of them are avoiding things that would make them happy just because of it having a label on it for whatever gender.

[nev-han]

The gang

[xianta]

had to draw him only because we literally have the same hair