Sleeper

I like toast | he/it pfp by @andry-di with a little gay modification by me

[hahaimsad22]

Owch

[daredevil-vagabond]

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[ratatosk777]

sea of-

[fairycosmos]

8pm on a sunday you might as well strap a bomb to my neck

[the-haiku-bot]

8pm on a

sunday you might as well strap

a bomb to my neck

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[demgozellegs]

And both of them together!

[hahaimsad22]

Porch Light by Noah Kahan but from the perspective of Yelena waiting for Natasha to rescue her (and all the other girls) from the red room

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[tainebot01]

Everyone spun masterfully!

[december-knight]

{The Knight attempts to spin as well}

[creature-wizard]

Sorry, but if you really want to understand a topic or truly re-educate yourself, you really do have to get into longform content one way or another. There's no way around it. The stuff you need can't be summed up in a snappy 250 word answer.

[femininefreyanyctophile]

youll also need to get used to sometimes having to look up vocabulary unbeknownst to you

[duckinpink]

Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...

I refuse to draw him in pants btw

(there is pt 2 now)

[bill-cipher-offical]

Why do you hate the tooth fairy so much?

Honestly, she's just as weird as you are.

PFFFFFFFFFFFT

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[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[metamorphesque]

from a letter by Paruyr Sevak to Sulamitha, July 17, 1961 (translated by Tathev Simonyan)