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My name is Emma and I like people, places, and things

[disc0dracula]

[officialcrow]

dont let a girl tell you “its not a race” during stroking. because it is. race to get the nut? won it. who got their pants on first? me. numero uno skrrrrting out the driveway? me. while shes back there in bed texting her friends about my weak dick im already making the next maneuvers. premature ejaculation is a social construct you tortoise bitch

[colachampagnedad]

friend: is everything cool? you don’t seem like yourself today.. me : lol what are you talking about im fine! me, thinking to myself intensely: i swear to god i seen it spelled as “berenstein” bears

[meloetta]

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

[emosad420]

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

[meloetta]

[zepharsnow]

no shade or anything, but not everything is as it seems

[straightboyfriend]

what kind of wizards of waverly place plagiarism?

[questionall]

Lawsuit Finds Millions Of Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots

Millions of Bernie Sanders ballots have been found amid a widespread cover-up of the Senators landslide victory at the California primaries this week.

So NOT surprised by this! We all knew that this one was rigged from the beginning. Millions of votes NOT being counted should make everyone in this country furious!

[twowaypr]

Tell me again why people don’t trust or believe HRC/DNC

[gatorfisch]

So not just a hundred thousand after all? Debbie Wasserman-Schultz needs to be fired and then indicted.

[cumberbees]

At least 3 counties FLIPPED so far. LA county is said to have 2 to 1 voting for Bernie in uncounted ballots. And there is a lawsuit alleging voting FRAUD filed in Ohio for starters. More to come.

[twowaypr]

Reblogging for added comments

[bloodqueenmsk-deactivated201710]

Holy fucking shit batman

[gothmspacman-deactivated2018120]

Fuckin lol

[dicksweredinner-deactivated2017]

“You have to vote because nothing will ever get better if you don’t!”

*finds all the votes in the trash*

[mustardbee]

Hmmm.

[alysasays]

@suppressedthinking

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

Is this real/what does it mean

[mystic-fauna]

@how-to-be-a-sad-bitch did you see this shit?

[preciousprincesa]

Is America constantly in a drama TV series ? wtf lol

[sixpenceee]

This is a church in Iceland. It’s made from wood and peat, the humps are very old graves. (Source)

[sixpenceee]

The Black Spur road near Marysville, Victoria, Australia. The evocatively named Black spur is a very narrow windy road which unfortunately has many accidents, due to people driving too fast for the conditions. Check out my Facebook | Instagram | Scary Story Website

[queercheersquad]

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

[pleatedjeans]

[couture-heaux-blog]

Details at Ashish Fall 2016 RTW

[tittytron]

family: *says something incredibly racist*

me: thats racist

family: wow that is really offensive calm down and stop attacking people please your radical liberal beliefs are tearing this family apart

[sixpenceee]

This creepy iPhone case forces you to interact with Siri. This case covers the smartphone’s screen, revealing only the home button. That way, Siri leaves you no choice but to interact with her. It’s on sale for $90. (Source) 

[cornchipz-revival]

1. Why

[sixpenceee]

A dragon temple in Thailand. 

[hitori12am]

Wow

[bahliss]

Tilda

[joshmuratori]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

i love /r/ambien