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Hailey. 20. Student. Dancer. Polyglot. hit counter html

[venusaurphobia]

[thefrogman]

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

[heyimkris]

I give a fuck, nevermore.

[samandriel]

merely a bro, nothing more.

[heliwr]

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping

#rapping at my chamber door

[ruafaoladh]

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

[becausebirds]

(•v•) 

( •v•)>⌐■-■

 (⌐■v■)

[noelhc-deactivated20150720]

I lost it.

[dorkstrider-blog]

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

[everydayisachorechorechore]

It’s so they can sell us bags

[ichanic]

[carrotssss]

[sjeufhwuw82]

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

[teamrocketing]

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

[best-of-memes]

[mustgetlonely-deactivated202603]

[iheardtheysuck]

[trashboat]

i dont remember this part of the bible

[slammajammadingdong-deactivated]

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

[dutchstore]

UUUUWEKKKKK by Thomas

[theyeastieboys-deactivated20150]

[haileyowl]

alpha-villager:

Petition to remake the Hunger Games films and replace the cannon that booms everytime someone dies to ‘mmm whatcha say’

[thursday]

[dazed-and-misused-deactivated20]

all in under five minutes wtf

[nakedmonkey-deactivated20250904]

never forget

[egberts]

BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS

[shiestypooh]

Omg

[timelocked]

[rothmansblues]

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

[tyrannowhoreus]

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

[louiepalooza]

[grazed-deactivated20161018]

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

[grazed-deactivated20161018]

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

[3gay5me]

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails