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[whydidisavethistomyphone]

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[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[dank-meme-community-college]

[parasitoidism]

What if you posted your boobs on here and it got 0 notes

[lactating]

[memewhore]

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[probablyafaggot]

me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!

ten minutes later: man, i'm so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it

[the-trans-dragon]

A girl’s natural habitat is in a bed with many blankets and pillows and it’s inhumane to remove her from her natural habitat

[theartofobesity]

Lemanjah by Brazilian artist Marcelo Jorge … Lemanjah is the Queen of the Sea

[autumngracy]

This is literally the first time I have ever seen cellulite depicted on someone in a painting

[sandersstudies]

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

[solarpoweredcreature]

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

[sandersstudies]

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

[sandersstudies]

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

[jimmyfury]

sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash

[raccooninapartyhat]

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

[loremipsumflotsamandjetsam]

[mrsbsmooth]

[doggosource]

[piendish]

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

[nerdragons-hoard]

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

This is my own original idea

[piendish]

That’s a good idea

[banirareiko-deactivated20230403]

Third round of Dylan slander because he deserves all of it 😈

Let me know if you wanna see more. Honestly making Dylan memes has become such a hobby for me 💀💀

[slimegargoyle]

i’m not gonna finish reading this post because nothing it could possibly say is going to top this analogy 

[mystic-fauna]

FUCK LMAO

[kineticpenguin]

[nicholasmillergf]

it girl