"I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail"

Hi, I'm Meghan. I like a lot of stuff.

[msmarvel]

#same

[smuganimebitch]

i don’t really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials

mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials aren’t the parents of generation z

[smuganimebitch]

your older sibling telling you you’re an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isn’t the same thing as your parents berating you for not having a job in a shitty economy

[thelegendofclarke]

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

[thelegendofclarke]

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

[clonesdreamgirl]

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

[hailginny]

me, going through the local animal shelter website: hOl y shit....they all need homes..and /I/ have a home......it all Fits

[arcadeigannon]

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

[exie]

pls adopt old dogs from shelters they’re very low maintenance most of the time and they deserve love as much as any puppy. if ur worried about them not being a “forever friend” that’s ok! u’d be surprised how quickly u’ll bond with ur doggy if u put in the time and love they need. adopt old dogs, they don’t deserve to spend the rest of their lives in a shelter. 

[dumouwin]

pens mgmt: ok we want you guys to protect our stars and our little guys

jamie: ok and i’ll also protect reaver

pens mgmt: reaver can protect himself

jamie: …i’ll also protect reaver

[stydixa]

Big Hero 6 (2014) Dir. Chris Williams & Don Hall

[captainchicago]

sometimes when my phone buzzes in public i pretend it’s all my friends texting me but it’s really just three different sports apps letting me know my team scored

[comeacrossthedesert-deactivated]

Pls tell me your fav heavy metal songs

[sunharry]

rock me - one direction

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[queenbruv]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[gentleflutterby-deactivated2022]

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

[soundsofmyuniverse]

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) // Dir. Chris Columbus.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought christmas was like… next friday or something its in like 3 days fuck

[salt-dads]

What is Buzzfeed Unsolved about ?

[thestylesgifs]

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[thebibliosphere]

I would read this in its entirety.

[caroldamver-deactivated20150303]

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

[xjehan-deactivated20171031]

#of course he wont he’s deaf

[ladylokiinthetardis]

THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME

[the-barista-district]

Imagine this:

Tony gets Clint’s attention, signs think fast at him, Clint is about to sign why and gets hit in the face anyway

[optimysticals]

YES