A Mess

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“I could look it up but it’s more fun asking friends” gang

[kernalphage]

“there’s probably an objective answer for this but let’s see if someone has a rant locked and loaded” group chat

[ryebreadgf]

toddlers with glasses make me want to cry like you are so small and you can't even see properly. you are so small and your glasses are so big. don't even get me started on when the glasses are the kind that go around the head so they won't fall off or when they make their eyes look bigger. literally cryung just thinking about it

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people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

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[bot]

mood

[aeschylus-stan-account]

Today in Amusing Middle English, I came across an adjective meaning "noble" or "lovely" or "beautiful". It can also mean, in various contexts, "graceful," "lush," "splendid," "mirthful," or "majestic".

The adjective in question is "wlonk".

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

theres no way men are lying about getting pegged for clout...

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[daintydot]

[buckarubarnes]

My brain: Don’t you think you’re overreacting a little? These people arn’t even real

Me:

[abigaillazaar]

Dark greetings of the night to all the members of the Vampiric Council, from all the continents, gathered here together on… Staten Island. O-On Staten Island.

[powerfulwizard]

[jupiterscorpse]

i have to be the most fuckable person at the vaccine center

[algernonmoncrieff]

what about when you attacked corduroy my friend corduroy

[ambientwitch]

who’s corduroy

[algernonmoncrieff]

[rabdoidal]

[lupus-ex-machina]

for a moment I thought this was a tumblr login screen

[pokemon-personalities]

the older i get the more i understand and relate to psyduck... he just wants to be loved and appreciated but he has so much anxiety and also a headache

[curioscurio]

We're very dissappinted in the way you acted, son. Until further notice, we are going to have to unroll your rolled ice cream.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]