moved to @midwesterngoon

this blog is inactive! you can catch me over on midwesterngoon.tumblr.com!!

[driflloon]

good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[pascalcampion]

Today is the day

#pascalcampion

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m bisexual. i like both cats and dogs.

that second part has nothing to do w/ being bisexual, i just thought i’d mention it

[generationintrovert]

I’m such a dog person

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[oswinstark]

[tooloose-lautrec]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[distantvoices]

By Yuni Yoshida

[tchaikovskaya]

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

[tchaikovskaya]

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[loquella]

Not to be controversial but languages and cultures are inseparable and you can’t treat languages like they’re completely independent entities

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[why-bless-your-heart]

Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did

[why-bless-your-heart]

Funny: Pippin is an idiot because he’s not an adult yet.

Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because he’s 28.

[godzillasflyingpizza]

jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, an actual college professor: none of you are fucking valid

me, a 29-and-a-half year old: i mean, but is he wrong

[catwithaknife]

here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week

[royalspalettes]

a5e497 - ade4a9 - b5e4bb - b5e4bb - d2e4a9 - d2e4bb - ffe497 - f7e4a9 - efe4bb

[deactivated-blog]

Bastien Lecouffe Deharme Photoshop Brushes

DOWNLOAD LINK HERE

[fairweathermyth]

Ship Painting I, 51" X 43", 2017

Expensive Painting (Ship), 64" X 64", 2016

Ship Painting II, 41" X 49", 2017

Andy Dixon