[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[koiagain]

I Hate that blood actually looks cool aesthetically it makes me feel like My Name is razor 12 years old & I Watch gore all day

[2bratty]

WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?

[aropride]

eating snacks in bed doesnt actually get any crumbs on your bed. the radical left puts those there

[estro-boi]

(sat in the beautiful sunshine listening to the birds sing) god i wish a stranger was watching true crime content super loud 20 feet away

[lokaror]

we are the grandad's clothes you didnt thrift

[feldfrog]

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

[art-creature]

A lil scrap paper zine i made in 2023

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[railroadsoftware]

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

[tieflingwizard]

(pacing feverishly) app for paying your rent. app for opening your front door. app for unlocking the gate. app for clocking into work. app for ordering food app for buying tickets app for checking your bank balance WHAT NEXT!!! APP FOR KISSING YOUR PETS? APP FOR FUCKING YOUR WIFE???

[haasthoughts]

he brought me coffee should i start douching before practice

[madcrazyworld]

chillin' 🎧

[rozanovshane]

some myshane ocd behaviours for you:

checking the stove/doors/windows before leaving the house and before bed

rewatching the footage from their doorbell camera to double/triple/quadruple check and reassure himself that he locked the door

making sure to say “goodnight, i love you” to ilya and anya every night

checking all social media and texting apps before bed to make sure he didn’t accidentally post a nude or something offensive

[shaneposting]

thinking about shane who always has to make sure the last thing he says to ilya before he leaves/goes to sleep/hangs up/etc is ‘i love you’ in case something happens to him. and then something very nearly fucking does happen to him bc he’s involved in the whole plane crash near miss :(

[shaneposting]

@rozanovshane these tags are diabolical (affectionate but also i’m frowning sadly. my shanebug…)

[misspiggyilya]

them getting in a fight and ilya leaving in a huff to take a walk after they just said some horrible bitchy shit to each other but shane going (still in angry tone of voice) “WAIT. i love you. i’m still pissed at you but i have to tell you in case you get hit by a car in your 15 minute walk around our neighborhood and die tragically and this fight is the last thing conversation we ever have and then i have to kill myself. okay now go fuck off” and ilya is like okay i will but i think we have another thing we need to talk about after this actually

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you will not feel stuck forever. you’re actually slowly but steadily moving forward in ways you don’t always notice.

[graceebooks]

i can’t believe shane has to face dw “dats wyatt” from arthur now if he wants to beat ilya at hockey

[hutsonwoolyums]

shane when he has to play against wyatt