Sandy Toes And Salty Kisses

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[wanderer-chronicles]

This just kept on getting better.

[blackpyrefly]

honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad? newsflash idiot i already dont go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad. dumbass. you gotta eat some living flesh once in a while? whatever dude easy shit

[skelefolk]

you dont even need to do that its canon that the symbiotes just need one chemical from people and its also found in chocolate so you get to be huge and sexy and eat a bunch of chocolate

[the10ne1yweird0]

With the right brain chemistry, you dont even need to do that. Phenethylamine, the chemical in chocolate that symbiotes crave, is naturally produced by your brain when you’re in love. Therefore, if you love and cherish your goth symbiote gf, you can be big and sexy with NO consequences.

LOVE is stored in the SYMBIOTE.

[disasterlesbianshuri]

The Venom fandom is just out here living their best goddamn lives.

[spidaerman]

she knows what she’s talking about 🎃🍂

[fuckinglovebrit]

the real president of united states

[quinoaphoenicks]

this plus all the benadryl I just took decalcified my pineal gland

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

this honestly changed my life also imagine if she really was president….iconic

[evilspice]

Hillary’s laugh moment killed my pussy

[ccstcrptc]

ive been thinking about this all day

[capacity]

I love this video because It could really happen

[figdays]

Frog and Toad Print // HeidirooArt

[lastreality352]

Me

[dreamyfilms]

[unrestricted]

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

[your-url-is-problematic]

[spideytorchedd]

Take me back to 2018 when Venom had just come out and previously respectable blogs were out there putting Tom Hardy getting fucked by a slime monster on my tl

[black-nata]

those were simple, more innocent times, and i say that completely unironically 

[prescription-cactus]

good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

[la-laborista-republiko]

[dash-wipes]

[subconscious-thoughts]

This is hilarious

[gently-fading-grace]

Oded Fehr posted this on his instagram 😂

[benedictsvestcollection]

This was something I didn’t know I needed until right now. 

[bringingclawstoagunfight]

This is the real third Mummy movie.

[black-nata]

“People keep asking me if I’m a rapper” aksjdahskdjads

[gently-fading-grace]

Oded Fehr posted this on his instagram 😂

[benedictsvestcollection]

This was something I didn’t know I needed until right now. 

[bringingclawstoagunfight]

This is the real third Mummy movie.

[black-nata]

“People keep asking me if I’m a rapper” aksjdahskdjads

[phantomthread2017]

dream job: robert pattinson’s therapist …. i wanna see whats going on up there